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I just signed up for Amazon prime about a month ago.

So you're saying being an Amazon prime member gives me free access to instant video?

Yes. I watched Goonies tonight.
 
Yes. I watched Goonies tonight.

Out of all these "great" movies available...Not exactly Jack Philospher, are ya?

Horizon-exploring, thought-provoking movies are for Tuesday nite, amirite?
 
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I trust the current state of police more than I do the general populace policing themselves.
 
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Amazing how all the super smart people managed to congregate here on this board.
ROFL

I retold this to my wife and all she did was roll her eyes while I struggled to recompose myself.

Lesson - she may be part of the majority.
 
As I look over to see what she's so preoccupied with that she can't give me 15 seconds to appreciate my story, she's busy coordinating a relief fund on her own time, while I'm laughing over sophomoric hijinx.

Lesson - maybe I'm part of the majority.
 
BTW...I went to Sports Clips today and it was great. First time there so I got the hot towel and hair washing and massage for free. It was a little odd to be taken to a dark area to get my hair washed...thought I might be getting a handy too.

I went there one time and the lady cutting my hair kept trying to talk to me. After my 4th or 5th politely short answer she got fed up and said, "Well you probably have a woman running her mouth at you all the time at home so I'll just shut up." Very awkward
 
As I look over to see what she's so preoccupied with that she can't give me 15 seconds to appreciate my story, she's busy coordinating a relief fund on her own time, while I'm laughing over sophomoric hijinx.

Lesson - maybe I'm part of the majority.


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I went there one time and the lady cutting my hair kept trying to talk to me. After my 4th or 5th politely short answer she got fed up and said, "Well you probably have a woman running her mouth at you all the time at home so I'll just shut up." Very awkward

I don't want to talk to the person cutting my hair. Just leave me alone and keep cutting.

I think that whoever teaches the class to people cutting hair are women. They must be taught to be great conversationalist or sumthin.
 
I'm just saying most of the people I come in to contact with face to face are nice people. But it's a very small sample compared to the 300 million plus in the country. There are a lot of bad people in this country. It might not be a majority, but it's a lot.
 
I like how people bag on Wal-Mart as a place to shop.

There is nothing wrong with Wal-Mart.
 
I just signed up for Amazon prime about a month ago.

So you're saying being an Amazon prime member gives me free access to instant video?

Go to videos and the ones marked prime are free.
 
I'm just saying most of the people I come in to contact with face to face are nice people. But it's a very small sample compared to the 300 million plus in the country. There are a lot of bad people in this country. It might not be a majority, but it's a lot.

But you haven't come in contact with the rest. The mojority that I come in contact with are great also. So one could conclude that there are probably many ,many nice people. Maybe it would constitute a majority.
 
Lulz EZ shops at Walmart. He's part of the 300 million.

~popscollarfromtarget~
 
I've been in a Wal-Mart twice that I remember, one time I needed some Immodium AD or I was going to shit my pants, and the other time was to find a jack for my car after I had a flat and one was nearby.

The mutants that were in there were exactly what I would have thought
 
I've been in a Wal-Mart twice that I remember, one time I needed some Immodium AD or I was going to shit my pants, and the other time was to find a jack for my car after I had a flat and one was nearby.

The mutants that were in there were exactly what I would have thought

Yeah but you're in Baltimore, right? Not exactly salt of the earth peeps up there.

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There are some fucked up people at Wal-Mart. But that's not because it's Wal-Mart. It's because there are a lot of fucked up people.
 
I watched Kanye's new video "Bound 2" just because I read that you can see Kim's awesome boobs in it.

Two things:

1.) LIES. Other than a millisecond of nip, all you see is side boob.

2.) It might be the worst song I've ever heard. No hyperbole.
 
I've been in a Wal-Mart twice that I remember, one time I needed some Immodium AD or I was going to shit my pants, and the other time was to find a jack for my car after I had a flat and one was nearby.

The mutants that were in there were exactly what I would have thought

I would have thought walmart would be the perfect place for you to find your type of wimmen.

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