Spring League Thread...

[boozeman]

Which team does He Hate Me play for?

After being released by the Oakland Raiders, Smart became a personal trainer, before appearing in Don’t Blame The Lettuce.[12] He currently lives in Charlotte, North Carolina and purportedly works as a high school guidance counselor.[13] He also owns his own business, SmartSize.

I did not know he lived in Charlotte.

 

[skidadl]

After being released by the Oakland Raiders, Smart became a personal trainer, before appearing in Don’t Blame The Lettuce.[12] He currently lives in Charlotte, North Carolina and purportedly works as a high school guidance counselor.[13] He also owns his own business, SmartSize.

I did not know he lived in Charlotte.

Go knock on his door and ask him if plans to join the new league.

 

[boozeman]

Go knock on his door and ask him if plans to join the new league.

He is a 15 year old to bbgun. Too old.

 

[skidadl]

He is a 15 year old to bbgun. Too old.

We have folks here that are still posting away years after their prime…

 

[Sheik]

I thought that guy died a few years ago. I remember he was missing for a week or something. They found him I guess.

 

[Cotton]

Who are we talking about?

 

[Sheik]

Who are we talking about?

Rod Smart

 

[skidadl]

Who are we talking about?

He Hate Me

Try to keep up, old man.

 

[Cotton]

Rod Smart

Where does the "He Hate Me" come from?

 

[Sheik]

Where does the "He Hate Me" come from?

That was the stupid shit he put on his XFL jersey.

 

[Cotton]

That was the stupid shit he put on his XFL jersey.

Oh yeah, I remember that now.

~slowly walks off on walker~

 

[boozeman]

First game is in a half hour.

Generals against Stallions.

 

[boozeman]

That was the stupid shit he put on his XFL jersey.

I remember instead of a coin toss they had a two man scramble.

 

[Cotton]

First game is in a half hour.

Generals against Stallions.

LFG

 

[Sheik]

I remember instead of a coin toss they had a two man scramble.

I feel like I remember that. I for sure remember the no fair catch rule on punt returns.

I also remember it was frustrating being a Memphis Maniax fan.

 

[boozeman]

LFG

Good luck recognizing any of these guys. There ain't much on either roster.

Generals - Former Cowboy draft pick RB Mike Weber, former Texas A&M RB Trey Williams
Stallions - Former Cowboy RB Jordan Chunn, former Cowboy PS WR Osirus Mitchell, S Josh Shaw who got kicked out of the NFL for gambling

All this and we also get Jason Garrett's voice.

 

[Cotton]

Good luck recognizing any of these guys. There ain't much on either roster.

Generals - Former Cowboy draft pick RB Mike Weber, former Texas A&M RB Trey Williams
Stallions - Former Cowboy RB Jordan Chunn, former Cowboy PS WR Osirus Mitchell, S Josh Shaw who got kicked out of the NFL for gambling

All this and we also get Jason Garrett's voice.

So, we will have equally shitty football with some cool rules twists. I dig it.

 

[boozeman]

So, we will have equally shitty football with some cool rules twists. I dig it.

I said…you get GARRETT’S VOICE.

 

[Cotton]

I said…you get GARRETT’S VOICE.

I ignored your "optimism".

 

[Cotton]

National Anthem gets a 6 from me. Out of time and not what I would call great.