2020 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[Clay_Allison]

Well hard to argue that point. We make fun of ES and the dildo fans, but the Cowboys obviously have a ton more fucktards blindly following Jerry and his empire.

The fans stopped being important back when they built Texas Stadium. Yeah, 1971. Ticket prices have been in the doctor/lawyer price range ever since. Those people don't know who is on the coaching staff or care.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

To be fair we are less than a year removed from a playoff victory. We have had 1 losing season since 2011. No fan base is going to go nuclear in that situation. Things are way worse in Washington.

People confuse dumpster fire with mediocrity.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Rev]

So glad Rush will be retained.

 

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[Rev]

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Dak: just like that weekend when Nick won the Super Bowl

 

[Cotton]

Jaylon received a vote? LOLOLOLOL

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Jaylon received a vote? LOLOLOLOL

Did he get a vote?

 

[Cotton]

Did he get a vote?

Yes, 1.

 

[yimyammer]

Jaylon received a vote? LOLOLOLOL

maybe they're allowed to vote for themselves?

 

[p1_]

maybe they're allowed to vote for themselves?

I wouldn’t put it past him, or his brother

 

[boozeman]

WTF

 

[P_T]

WTF

I'm guessing it's the hillbilly equivalent of "shit or get off the pot"?

 

[Newt]

Is a lick log the same as a cock-sicle?

WTF

 

[boozeman]

Is a lick log the same as a cock-sicle?

If so, he was harassing Amy Trask.

 

[yimyammer]

WTF

Who the hell is Amy Trask?

 

[yimyammer]

If so, he was harassing Amy Trask.

Thats good enough for me, Goodell revoke his ownership and force the sell ASAP!

 

[UncleMilti]

WTF

Lick that log Amy. Ya know you want to.

 

[Cotton]

Is a lick log the same as a cock-sicle?

Well, Jerry does love his gloryhole, so...

 

[L.T. Fan]

This is a cattleman’s term according to google. The lick log was a salt block or equivalent where all the cattle congregated. In negotiation terms is a time to end negotiations. It is about parties being in place rather than licking the log