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Iamtdg said:
What you are saying, I don't get, but I'm open to exploring it further.
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Are we still talking about the Harry guy with the lollipops?
 
Iamtdg said:
Difference is, my story was fake. Yours was totally real, gayboi.
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I take my caffeine fixes seriously, but coffee gives me the crazy jitters and induces migraines.

So toss me in with the gluten-free and vegan crowd if you must.

Just know that I won't be able to handle that.
 
Carp said:
I think I shared the story, but my vasectomy was funny as hell. Bottom line, I knew the doc and tech who did it well. Good friends with the tech...and when the smoke came up from my sack it made a beeline straight for his face and he got woozy from the smell of burning balls. Doc yelled at him to get out of the room ASAP. I held that over his head for years, that he deeply inhaled my balls.
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He caught the vapors.
 
Carp said:
In this scenario, it goes from tornado warning to flash flood warning in an instant.
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mcnuttz: Save yourselves, I'm sounding the alarm for all the others!

crowd: mcnuttz, everyone is safely in the stairwell. Hurry, the storm is nigh!

mcnuttz: Yes, I'll be there...~stretching~ in a moment!

I've always been fascinated with tornadoes, but what a way to go.
 
mcnuttz said:
I take my caffeine fixes seriously, but coffee gives me the crazy jitters and induces migraines.

So toss me in with the gluten-free and vegan crowd if you must.

Just know that I won't be able to handle that.
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I just can't wait for you to tell us over and over again how many different ways you take your (schlong) tea.
 
Iamtdg said:
I just can't wait for you to tell us over and over again how many different ways you take your (schlong) tea.
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Strong, black, and the hotter the better.
 
Iamtdg said:
Well then...
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Just like my coffee.

If you're putting creamer and sugar in it, you may as well drink hot chocolate.

Get your frappe espresso with caramel mocha sprinkles B.S outta mah face.
 
mcnuttz said:
Just like my coffee.

If you're putting creamer and sugar in it, you may as well drink hot chocolate.

Get your frappe espresso with caramel mocha sprinkles B.S outta mah face.
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I'm with you. I don't anything to my coffee. That's even more gay than drinking tea.
 
Carp said:
I think I shared the story, but my vasectomy was funny as hell. Bottom line, I knew the doc and tech who did it well. Good friends with the tech...and when the smoke came up from my sack it made a beeline straight for his face and he got woozy from the smell of burning balls. Doc yelled at him to get out of the room ASAP. I held that over his head for years, that he deeply inhaled my balls.
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:lol

That's fucked up.
 
It has taken years to come to terms with this, but I like Taylor Swift's music (Katy Perry too). My college-indie music fan would be disgusted by me, but there is something to be said for a good, catchy pop song
 
Iamtdg said:
I'm with you. I don't anything to my coffee. That's even more gay than drinking tea.
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Don't stand with me and then call me gay.
 
dallen said:
It has taken years to come to terms with this, but I like Taylor Swift's music (Katy Perry too). My college-indie music fan would be disgusted by me, but there is something to be said for a good, catchy pop song
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We're all disgusted by you.

Except skidadl.
 
mcnuttz said:
Don't stand with me and then call me gay.
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Can I stand with you and then call you gay after you leave? It's pretty important I call you gay at some point.
 
Iamtdg said:
Can I stand with you and then call you gay after you leave? It's pretty important I call you gay at some point.
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It's kind of like Stand by Me, although instead of a dead body you guys find a man's dick.
 
Iamtdg said:
Can I stand with you and then call you gay after you leave? It's pretty important I call you gay at some point.
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Who else is in the room?
 
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