2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[boozeman]

That's cool, Mike, but please please please only coach him ON the field.

HAI GUYZ! BiG MikE shOuLD B OuR Wr cOaCh!

 

[bbgun]

Coach Wino outdid himself

 

[Simpleton]

Coach Wino outdid himself

Thanks wino ST coach.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Thanks wino ST coach.

Combination of terrible special teams and terrible defense.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Combination of terrible special teams and terrible defense.

Terrible defense?

 

[bbgun]

Terrible defense?

I think he means we weren't forcing teams to punt deep in their own territory often enough.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I thought maybe our kickoff return teams were just tired from overwork...

 

[Genghis Khan]

I think he means we weren't forcing teams to punt deep in their own territory often enough.

True.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I think he means we weren't forcing teams to punt deep in their own territory often enough.

When teams are punting from the 50 it's way different than punting from their own 25 or 30. Plus turnovers also help set up great field position. When your defense isn't making any plays it hurts field position.

This isn't to absolve the special teams where we keep a guy on the roster specifically because of return ability. Where we reserve a spot on the roster just for a "special teams ace" We put a lot of effort into helping special teams with our roster construction and they are still utter shit.

 

[Cotton]

I thought maybe our kickoff return teams were just tired from overwork...

I think I remember reading at one point that Parsons kept getting mad during TC last year because the STs players kept laying on his trainers table.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

I think there's a better chance that he's back than most do, if for no other reason than Jerry knows they don't have many years left with Dak and keeping Pickens with Lamb is the best way to maximize the time he has left.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Maybe it's me but that still seems like a lot.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I think there's a better chance that he's back than most do, if for no other reason than Jerry knows they don't have many years left with Dak and keeping Pickens with Lamb is the best way to maximize the time he has left.

Jerry and Stephen are clearly not on the same page.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Jerry and Stephen are clearly not on the same page.

That's my takeaway.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Simpleton]

Pretty good add, relatively speaking.