2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

And also apparently has a history with Parker in Denver.

If I can pull anything from what I've read, he must be a pretty awesome human. Twice nominated by the 49ers for Walter Payton man of the year. They kept putting him on their practice squad. He eventually played a little in 2025 because of injuries. My guess is this is a practice guy. More than likely a practice squad candidate here.
 
If Pickens doesn't act like an asshole all year we're going to win the division, but he could implode at any given time.
 
If Pickens doesn't act like an asshole all year we're going to win the division, but he could implode at any given time.

Yeah that's my only real concern. If Pickens starts pulling a Micah over the franchise tag and suddenly the offense takes this team might have a better defense but a worse offense. Without Pickens the offense goes back to sort of being a one man band on offense. I like Flournoy but I don't think he is ready to be a legit #2 receiver. We would have nothing at #3 receiver. Ferg has sort of felt slowly on the decline, he certainly doesn't feel like a weapon.

So basically yeah, a lot hinges on Pickens being all in.
 
I don't know about winning the division. I think the East is going to be a lot tougher this year. I think Washington will be good again with Daniels healthy, NY will have to be better with a decent coach, and Philly even if down won't be easy.

And even if Parker is as good as we hope, I'm sure a 34 year old rookie DC is going to have some growing pains.

If we just show great improvement and can line up and play solid defense this year, I'll be happy. If things fall into place, next year might be when we can do something.
 
I don't know about winning the division. I think the East is going to be a lot tougher this year. I think Washington will be good again with Daniels healthy, NY will have to be better with a decent coach, and Philly even if down won't be easy.

And even if Parker is as good as we hope, I'm sure a 34 year old rookie DC is going to have some growing pains.

If we just show great improvement and can line up and play solid defense this year, I'll be happy. If things fall into place, next year might be when we can do something.

I think the Eagles take a step back. The Redskins are an aging team that I think continued to flame out.

The Giants however are a team I could see taking a step forward unfortunately. If they can figure out how to use all the pass rushers their defense could put things together.
 
I think the Eagles take a step back. The Redskins are an aging team that I think continued to flame out.

The Giants however are a team I could see taking a step forward unfortunately. If they can figure out how to use all the pass rushers their defense could put things together.
Giants definitely could take a huge leap, I'm just not sure how good Dart is actually going to be. He could just be very average, which is a lot better than they have been but still would hold them back.
 
I don't know about winning the division. I think the East is going to be a lot tougher this year. I think Washington will be good again with Daniels healthy, NY will have to be better with a decent coach, and Philly even if down won't be easy.

And even if Parker is as good as we hope, I'm sure a 34 year old rookie DC is going to have some growing pains.

If we just show great improvement and can line up and play solid defense this year, I'll be happy. If things fall into place, next year might be when we can do something.

No, if we're generally healthy and Pickens isn't a huge distraction it'll be a disappointment not to win the division, or to at least win 10-11 games. If you get a team randomly going on a heater and popping off for 13-4 that's fine, but if we don't have any big issues and aren't at least 10-7 or 11-6 it's a huge disappointment.

Every other team in the division has much bigger question marks than whether or not Parker can acclimate to being DC.

The Eagles are damn near in turmoil, Barkley looks cooked (over 800 combined touches the last two seasons), they're about to trade their best WR, their elite OL coach left, and Fangio may have one foot out the door. I'm sure their defense will still be very good but their offense is in big trouble unless Mannion is basically a McVay at OC or Barkley somehow can turn back the clock after massive usage the last two years and is the best RB in the league again.

The Giants best WR isn't going to be ready to start the year, who knows when he'll be 100%, their QB and lead RB are concussions waiting to happen (and aren't that good to begin with until proven otherwise), their OL might be average, and their defense is basically ass outside of their edge rushers. They might turtleball their way to 9 wins under Harbaugh but their roster isn't good unless Dart takes a massive (and unlikely) leap.

The Skins have one legit WR (who is 31), one of the worst RB groups in the league, a new OC who has only been coaching for two years, and a QB who needs to run 8 times a game to be able to play at a high level, but who obviously isn't built physically to do so. Their defense was just as bad as ours last year and while it should be improved, I can't see it being any better than average.

Could any one of these teams have a crazy run of luck like Washington in 2024? Or could one of them have some sort of unlikely fortune in terms of a Barkley resurrection or Dart magically morphing into Mahomes?

Sure, but I think all of that is much less likely than Parker figuring things out as a first-time DC, especially when you consider that both the Eagles and Skins have first-time OC's who have much less skins on the wall than Parker.
 
Oh, and the Skins have a first-time DC too, who again, has less skins on the wall than Parker.

So I'd argue that our first-time coordinator is probably the best bet of the bunch in the division if you're just going on track records to this point.
 
Hey, I hope Simp is right. I'm a little skeptical of us, though. The last two years have been wretchedly bad. I think a 10-7 type record would be very possible and a big improvement, but that still might not be enough to win the division. Maybe all the teams being pretty good prevent any one team from having a great record, though.
 
Oh, and the Skins have a first-time DC too, who again, has less skins on the wall than Parker.

So I'd argue that our first-time coordinator is probably the best bet of the bunch in the division if you're just going on track records to this point.

I'm not super worried about CPs ability to run a defense. My concern is just new complicated scheme that may take time for the players acclimate to it. There is going to be a learning curve.
 
I'm not super worried about CPs ability to run a defense. My concern is just new complicated scheme that may take time for the players acclimate to it. There is going to be a learning curve.
Especially considering our defenders haven't exactly been known as a bunch of Einsteins.
 
The Giants however are a team I could see taking a step forward unfortunately. If they can figure out how to use all the pass rushers their defense could put things together.
Currently, their DT room is Roy Roberston-Harris, Darius Alexander, Elijah Chatman, Sam Roberts, Marlon Tuipulotu, and Bobby Jamison-Travis (R). Only our LB room might be worse.
 
Especially considering our defenders haven't exactly been known as a bunch of Einsteins.

Yeah I think we have added guys who are much smarter so hopefully that will help. Downs is obviously one. Winters sounds very bright. I've heard the same about Moore. We no longer have Diggs who had no idea what was going on.

So yeah, not sure, I think year two under CP is where things could get really impressive. Year one may be a struggle at first.
 
Hey, I hope Simp is right. I'm a little skeptical of us, though. The last two years have been wretchedly bad. I think a 10-7 type record would be very possible and a big improvement, but that still might not be enough to win the division. Maybe all the teams being pretty good prevent any one team from having a great record, though.

I think the unknown is always there and theoretically any of the other 3 teams could have some sort of unexpected good fortune, but in general I think we have way fewer question marks than any of the other three.

If Parker is a lemon that could tank everything, but that's no more likely than the Eagles OC or Skins OC/DC being lemons, and if anything it's probably less likely.

The Eagles and Skins OC's have about 5 combined years of coaching experience and were literally on some team's PS like 3 years ago, that's a much bigger risk.
 
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