DCC Appreciation Thread...

Who has time for a wife? I'm not saying I won't get married again but it will take a very special girl. Or, just a bunch of average ones.
 
bbgun said:
The AI version of me that will be posting at this forum for years to come will be just as inappropriate. And we can't go to that toy store because it doesn't exist.
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It does still exist. I believe they are exclusively in Macy's now.
 
Genghis Khan said:
It takes like 5 seconds and is far superior to whatever the alternative is.
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Funny you should mention this...

A few years ago my wife and I were arguing about this. She was a twist tie nazi. Great emphasis on the word WAS.

She was constantly complaining about me twisting the bag and tucking it under the bag. So I bought two bags of identical bread, and she used one and me the other. She used the twist tie, and I did not. Both bags of bread were eaten roughly at the same time, with BOTH OF THEM BEING PERFECTLY FINE all the way through.

So, basically... fuck that twist tie.
 
NoDak said:
Funny you should mention this...

A few years ago my wife and I were arguing about this. She was a twist tie nazi. Great emphasis on the word WAS.

She was constantly complaining about me twisting the bag and tucking it under the bag. So I bought two bags of identical bread, and she used one and me the other. She used the twist tie, and I did not. Both bags of bread were eaten roughly at the same time, with BOTH OF THEM BEING PERFECTLY FINE all the way through.

So, basically... fuck that twist tie.
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That's a great and admirable experiment.

Enjoy your extra 5 seconds per day.
 
NoDak said:
Funny you should mention this...

A few years ago my wife and I were arguing about this. She was a twist tie nazi. Great emphasis on the word WAS.

She was constantly complaining about me twisting the bag and tucking it under the bag. So I bought two bags of identical bread, and she used one and me the other. She used the twist tie, and I did not. Both bags of bread were eaten roughly at the same time, with BOTH OF THEM BEING PERFECTLY FINE all the way through.

So, basically... fuck that twist tie.
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Exactly. I am a twist and fold guy, but my wife wants me to put the twist tie on it and I refuse. I may have to employ your tactic to show her the bread is just fine without that stupid tie.
 
Cotton said:
Exactly. I am a twist and fold guy, but my wife wants me to put the twist tie on it and I refuse. I may have to employ your tactic to show her the bread is just fine without that stupid tie.
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I argued with my wife that the twist tie was only there to keep the bag shut during transport. From bakery, to truck, to store, to buyer's home. Once it was home, the damn thing wasn't moving any more than from storage area to the counter and back. It no longer needed the twist tie.

Oh, and one more bitch about that God damn twist tie. If you insist on putting it back on that bag, and are a person that twists that tie backwards when you put it on, I would like to kick you in the face. It's RIGHTY TIGHTY, LEFTY LOOSEY you demented mother fuckers!!
 
NoDak said:
Oh, and one more bitch about that God damn twist tie. If you insist on putting it back on that bag, and are a person that twists that tie backwards when you put it on, I would like to kick you in the face. It's RIGHTY TIGHTY, LEFTY LOOSEY you demented mother fuckers!!
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This i completely agree with.
 
Sometimes it's not even a twist tie, it's one of these bad boys. It's literally no effort to put back on.


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Yeah, I haven't seen one of the old thin wire ones in a while.
 
Genghis Khan said:
Sometimes it's not even a twist tie, it's one of these bad boys. It's literally no effort to put back on.


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Again, you still have to twist the loaf of bread to put that on. Why add a step?
 
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