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I've got a new garden tool closet on the back of my shed, so you can't tell me shit right now.

Go ahead, try it out...my feelings are simply impenetrable.

Cloud 9 is floating over and I'm standing at the forefront of it with my arms stretched out screaming, "I'm on top of the world!" I'm shaken a bit, as heights is one of my top 4 fears...but the joy of owning a new garden tool closet puts that fear to rest. Can we lower this cloud just a tad though, seriously? Always said I'd wear a parachute before I got up on one of these things.

O.K. Try this o for size. Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face you make him mad but when you take him for a car ride the first thing he does is stick his head out the window?

Did that bring you back to earth?
 
Out of respect for you I won't say "LT blows in dogs faces."
 
Let's try out that hypothesis.

I hope your Wendy's burns down again.

All of my car wash supplies are on one shelf.

Are you frikkin kidding me right now?
 
All of my car wash supplies are on one shelf.

Are you frikkin kidding me right now?

So are mine. On a shelf. All together. In my garage. Not kidding you right now.
 
O.K. Try this o for size. Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face you make him mad but when you take him for a car ride the first thing he does is stick his head out the window?

Did that bring you back to earth?

Y'all look like ants from up here, yo!
 
FBI is good for comedy.

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Struts off like a frikkin boss
 
So are mine. On a shelf. All together. In my garage. Not kidding you right now.

Kinda silly to try to 1-up a guy who's floating over head, but knock yourself out.
 
Kinda silly to try to 1-up a guy who's floating over head, but knock yourself out.

I'll knock myself out if I want to knock myself out. Not because you tell me to knock myself out. Boss of me you are not.
 
What are the dimensions of this thing?

Space is minimal, but storage capacity was maximized by way of effective engineering.

Blasted...I've said too much.
 
I'll knock myself out if I want to knock myself out. Not because you tell me to knock myself out. Boss of me you are not.

Fine...go for it.

Or don't.

Either way, I'm gonna ask you to GFY before and after.
 
I'm not going to rain on your parade...I'm happy for you. I'd call it "The Hurt Locker" or something cool like that.
 
How the hell am I supposed to GFM after I knock myself out? That's an unreasonable request, and I'm calling our EEO people right now to let them know of your recent behavior.
 
I'm not going to rain on your parade...I'm happy for you. I'd call it "The Hurt Locker" or something cool like that.
I call it the to-it, and there's a mildly entertaining tale to accompany the name that must be told another time. I would bookmark this post if that were possible, but since it isn't i've written a reminder on a sticky note and slapped it on the dash.
 
It cost you nothing...so it is the nothing to-it.

Nailed that little story, no need to retell it.
 
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