MLB Chatter Thread

[Genghis Khan]

Did you take teh drugs today?

Yes.

 

[Rev]

Breaking News: deGrom has been throwing and hasn't hurt himself yet.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I don't believe you

 

[Rev]

Fucking pile of shit. Either have the infield fly rule or don't.

 

[Cotton]

Fucking pile of shit. Either have the infield fly rule or don't.

What happened? I'm not watching.

 

[Rev]

What happened? I'm not watching.

Rangers had 2 on 1 out. Ball was popped up in the infield and the umps didn't call infield fly rule so the runners had no choice to make. Doubled off because the fielder dropped the ball

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Rangers had 2 on 1 out. Ball was popped up in the infield and the umps didn't call infield fly rule

Why not? That's crazy.

 

[Cotton]

Rangers had 2 on 1 out. Ball was popped up in the infield and the umps didn't call infield fly rule so the runners had no choice to make. Doubled off because the fielder dropped the ball

What???

 

[Cotton]

I'm tired officiating in every damn sport I watch. It has gotten so bad. Everyone knows what the infield fly rule is, and a professional umpiring CREW can't get it right?

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'm tired officiating in every damn sport I watch. It has gotten so bad. Everyone knows what the infield fly rule is, and a professional umpiring CREW can't get it right?

It's time.

Robots.

 

[Rev]

 

[Cotton]

Unfuckingreal.

 

[fortsbest]

Unfuckingreal.

That's Bullsh

 

[Rev]

Angel Hernanadez is behind the plate for the Texas/Houston game tonight. Yay!!

 

[Texas Ace]

The Astros are in real trouble.

 

[Cotton]

I still hate the yellow on the hat. Hate. It.

 

[Rev]

The Astros are in real trouble.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Now I can't see Dunning pitch without thinking about Fake Bruce Bochy talking about "Dane."

 

[Cotton]

Fake Bruce Bochy

Did I miss something?

 

[Cotton]

Oh NOW they call the infield fly.