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p1_ said:
I heard something recently saying Joneses are gonna make moves in FA. Yeah, rrrriiiight...
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They will but just not for the first two weeks. And then it will only be 1 year prove it deals on guys that fall below the compensatory pick amount. But hurray moves!!!!
 
p1_ said:
I heard something recently saying Joneses are gonna make moves in FA.
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Smitty said:
There’s a lot wrong with Dallas but Dez Bryant is not someone I’d trust to actually know the politics. He’s a dummy.
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I do not question the fact that Bryant is quite unintelligent.

However, there are several things he has asserted that I firmly believe he is dead on about.

There was a definite haves and have nots on the team during that era.

You could see it all the time when there was a little get-along gang event trip with Garrett, Romo and Witten.
 
boozeman said:
I do not question the fact that Bryant is quite unintelligent.

However, there are several things he has asserted that I firmly believe he is dead on about.

There was a definite haves and have nots on the team during that era.

You could see it all the time when there was a little get-along gang event trip with Garrett, Romo and Witten.
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Of course he doesnt want to believe it. Afterall, it would besmirch Garretts honor. He would have to duel all of us.
 
It would say a lot about Romo and Witten too then.

Or, you know, maybe the idiot who got sued for buying too much jewelry and got kicked out of a mall for wearing his pants too low might just be clueless.

I’m sure he thinks it was a conspiracy. It probably wasn’t though.

He may even be right that he wasn’t in the “haves” club, but it could be that it’s because he was in the “it’s always something” club.
 
Smitty said:
It would say a lot about Romo and Witten too then.

Or, you know, maybe the idiot who got sued for buying too much jewelry and got kicked out of a mall for wearing his pants too low might just be clueless.

I’m sure he thinks it was a conspiracy. It probably wasn’t though.

He may even be right that he wasn’t in the “haves” club, but it could be that it’s because he was in the “it’s always something” club.
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I love Dez but he does have a screw or two loose. I do think Romo and Witten had a buddy buddy relationship that carried along with Garrett too.
 
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Smitty said:
It would say a lot about Romo and Witten too then.

Or, you know, maybe the idiot who got sued for buying too much jewelry and got kicked out of a mall for wearing his pants too low might just be clueless.

I’m sure he thinks it was a conspiracy. It probably wasn’t though.

He may even be right that he wasn’t in the “haves” club, but it could be that it’s because he was in the “it’s always something” club.
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Again, Bryant did enough stupid shit to get excluded from the club, but that should never exist in the first place:
 
Cowboysrock55 said:
I love Dez but he does have a screw or two loose. I do think Romo and Witten had a buddy buddy relationship that carried along with Garrett too.
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I have no doubt that Romo, Witten and Garrett were close, as many star QBs and their coaches are.

I doubt there was anything untoward going on with regards to Bryant.
 
Smitty said:
I have no doubt that Romo, Witten and Garrett were close, as many star QBs and their coaches are.

I doubt there was anything untoward going on with regards to Bryant.
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That is becuz they wuz teh racistz.
 
Conversely, Cowboys ran the shit out of DeMarco Murray cuz Jones boyz knew they weren't resigning him.

392 rushes is 7th most single season all-time
 
At minimum it’s obvious we need a new online coach and RB or LB in fa to compete.
 
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Smitty said:
It would say a lot about Romo and Witten too then.

Or, you know, maybe the idiot who got sued for buying too much jewelry and got kicked out of a mall for wearing his pants too low might just be clueless.

I’m sure he thinks it was a conspiracy. It probably wasn’t though.

He may even be right that he wasn’t in the “haves” club, but it could be that it’s because he was in the “it’s always something” club.
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On that Jesse Holley podcast, it's obvious how much ridiculous drama there is in the WR room. Like Real Housewives level drama.

Or whatever reality show booze is into now.
 
Chocolate Lab said:
On that Jesse Holley podcast, it's obvious how much ridiculous drama there is in the WR room. Like Real Housewives level drama.

Or whatever reality show booze is into now.
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We need a show called "Someone take my wife, please" Winner gets free vids on Porn Hub.
 


Yeah. This definitely pissed me off. Fuckin’ Goof Son.
 
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