2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

not gonna succeed, especially if people know Garrett is the owner. He's not a popular person.

~walks in~

HOW'S IT GOIN' GUyZ??

 

[1bigfan13]

Garrett's decision to open a restaurant in Dallas tells me that he's one of those guys who struggles to read the room.

If he were to open a restaurant immediately after his retirement it would have made sense because he was still considered a local legend at that time. But after that decade run as the Cowboys HC, I'd be willing to bet most fans in the DFW area despise him.

 

[roughneck266]

Garrett's decision to open a restaurant in Dallas tells me that he's one of those guys who struggles to read the room.

If he were to open a restaurant immediately after his retirement it would have made sense because he was still considered a local legend at that time. But after that decade run as the Cowboys HC, I'd be willing to bet most fans in the DFW area despise him.

Ill buy a pizza just for the chance to kick him in the nuts.

 

[1bigfan13]

not gonna succeed, especially if people know Garrett is the owner. He's not a popular person.

He'd seriously be better off being a silent owner. And he needs to resist the urge to name the restaurant after himself.

 

[boozeman]

Ill buy a pizza just for the chance to kick him in the nuts.

I would pay big money for the chance to plaster him in the face repeatedly with rotten tomatoes.

 

[boozeman]

He'd seriously be better off being a silent owner. And he needs to resist the urge to name the restaurant after himself.

His likeness alone makes it impossible to market. Aside from Ronald McDonald, no ginger can sell food.

 

[NoDak]

His likeness alone makes it impossible to market. Aside from Ronald McDonald, no ginger can sell food.

You're lucky Nuttzy ain't around.

He'd likely beat your ass for this Wendy's slight.

 

[P_T]

BTW... all the tweets are showing just fine for me.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

BTW... all the tweets are showing just fine for me.

Welcome to 4 days ago.

Maybe 5?

 

[p1_]

Welcome to 4 days ago.

Maybe 5?

hes a little behind.

 

[boozeman]

This debate is mind blowing.

 

[boozeman]

 

[roughneck266]

This debate is mind blowing.

It's stupid. He isn't "confined" anywhere. Yes he can play LB, vastly better than anyone else we have back there, but he is a game changer on the edge.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Fucking people are idiots.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

It's stupid. He isn't "confined" anywhere. Yes he can play LB, vastly better than anyone else we have back there, but he is a game changer on the edge.

Yep. "If you can't move a potential DPOY to a (much) less valuable position, then drafting him was questionable" is idiotic.

 

[Simpleton]

This debate is mind blowing.

90% of these morons on Twitter barely know what they're looking at so it's no surprise that you get these sorts of moronic takes.

 

[Genghis Khan]

People are garbage. What the hell is wrong with people?

 

[Genghis Khan]

It's stupid. He isn't "confined" anywhere. Yes he can play LB, vastly better than anyone else we have back there, but he is a game changer on the edge.

I would not mind him playing more at LB when teams are running the ball down our throats. He can absolutely be a game changer at LB also (yes less impact theoretically but his pass rush has zero impact when the opponent is running the ball).

 

[bbgun]

no chance

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I can't believe with the records we've had the last three years that every single year we're talking about McCarthy's job.

I swear he's gotten more heat than Garrett did, and that fraud had three straight 8-8 years when the division sucked.