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I have no idea what he ends up being but it's pretty obvious to anyone with eyes that he's slow to react to even the ball snapping. And they haven't been able to correct that. I doubt it's coaching. He needs a reset button on how he attacks plays because it's just wrong.
 
I have no idea what he ends up being but it's pretty obvious to anyone with eyes that he's slow to react to even the ball snapping. And they haven't been able to correct that. I doubt it's coaching. He needs a reset button on how he attacks plays because it's just wrong.
Either he is “quick twitch” enough or not, eh?That isn’t something that gets developed unless he has some mental assignment he cannot handle. Remember, the guy who Marinelli passed on is now coaching him.
 
Dammit, Micah. They're just doing their jobs. Quit thinking former players are required to root for you anyway.
 
Either he is “quick twitch” enough or not, eh?That isn’t something that gets developed unless he has some mental assignment he cannot handle. Remember, the guy who Marinelli passed on is now coaching him.

Timing a snap isn't quick twitch. It's bring mentally slow.
 
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Someone on the board said the other day that Garret is running out of professions to suck at. Failed miserably as a coach, is getting hooted off the as an SNF analyst, and now wants open an Italian restaurant. How can anyone be so obtuse and tone deaf?

It helps if your name or ethnicity has at least some connection to the cuisine and the theme. Think Rob Gronkowski opening a Thai restaurant. Peyton Manning opening a soul food restaurant.

Garrett is white bread, boiled potatoes and cabbage.
 
It was. Funny and true.:lol You would think Garrett would just fade away. Maybe open a nice Irish Pub in some strip mall in NJ.
He'd be the type of bar owner where the employees would be begging him to stay the fuck out cuz he was driving away customers.
 
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