The New Member Thread

[waldoputty]

I know... I know. I was just playin' with ya.

I was just poking fun at him injecting his coaching experience in every other post for the first week or so. It was quite comical.

good
he needs to be put in his place
if he does not behave, call kitty @Puttyism

 

[jsmith6919]

i do have an ivy league education.

David Hogg got accepted to Harvard. Garrett is a Princeton alum. Ivy league means fuckall

 

[Cotton]

look, we are appreciate that we have our beer thread here

but please humor me, what the hell is type like an adult

do everyone a favor, and give us an example of what is an adult post and what is a baby post

Read 95% of our posters and then get a Dexter whiteboard/screenshots wall and make notes about each post. Study it for 3 months, and then get back to me on which posts look like they were typed by an adult and the ones that weren't.

 

[Cotton]

you dont seem to understand that Meow = kitty in ecstasy
it is not just a meow

My god.

 

[waldoputty]

What degree?

I’m guessing Computer Eng

biochemistry, though i also did econ
yes, i did not use what i learned in school
i am not a programmer, though i watched 2 hours of videos in python so i know what the contractors are up to

 

[Cotton]

You sound like one of them!then!!
Let's see if he can take it.

This made me chuckle.

 

[Cotton]

Now this...



Is ok.

I gave the green light for this.

 

[waldoputty]

David Hogg got accepted to Harvard. Garrett is a Princeton alum. Ivy league means fuckall

i only brought up the school because of the complaints regarding grammar
we are here to let our hair down, that is it.

i rarely think before i post
so i certainly do not check what i post

i would love to discuss cowboys
however, unfortunately, we lack enough critical mass here

 

[waldoputty]

My god.

no, u r supposed to say Meow
at least that is what the in crowd would do

 

[Cotton]

i dont know ur background, but i have received numerous accolades from colleagues regarding how quickly i can compose documents with near-perfect grammar. for what it is worth, i do have an ivy league education.

 

[Cotton]

I was gonna defend you and tell them that I don't think you're shitfaced yet...

Fuck you, I laughed.

 

[Ranch]

we ding-dongs enjoy laughing at ourselves
especially dongs who cannot ding like coachie ;)

I can't quit you....... lol

 

[waldoputty]

alright guys and kitty, putty has to go cook dinner for his elderly parents
seriously

 

[Ranch]

alright guys and kitty, putty has to go cook dinner for his elderly parents
seriously

Hope they are doing well.

 

[data]

i would love to discuss cowboys
however, unfortunately, we lack enough critical mass here

True dat. Where are all the Cowboys-related threads?

 

[Cotton]

i only brought up the school because of the complaints regarding grammar
we are here to let our hair down, that is it.

i rarely think before i post
so i certainly do not check what i post

i would love to discuss cowboys
however, unfortunately, we lack enough critical mass here

Have you ever hit a shit key in your life?

 

[NoDak]

Fuck you, I laughed.

 

[Cotton]

True dat. Where are all the Cowboys-related threads?

Those are hidden, apparently.

 

[boozeman]

You are a shitfaced cum guzzling fuckhead

 

[Cowboysrock55]

He earned it

Yeah that language is well accepted here.