The New Member Thread

[waldoputty]

Apparently, act like and adult is cuss someone out in all caps and ask another member when they are going to fuck.

i just want to know what is bothering people
as long as we can goof around in the beer thread, i am willing to adjust
but lets be clear on what that is

 

[Ranch]

i just want to know what is bothering people
as long as we can goof around in the beer thread, i am willing to adjust
but lets be clear on what that is

I just unwatched the new members thread. Off to the beer zone.....I hope drunks are allowed to baby talk.

 

[jsmith6919]

look, we are appreciate that we have our beer thread here

but please humor me, what the hell is type like an adult

do everyone a favor, and give us an example of what is an adult post and what is a baby post

AYFKM? I'm not trying to be a grammar nazi but JFC you're really pushing it

 

[waldoputty]

I'm just curious... Why would a (I admittedly assume here) middle aged man feel the need to constantly speak in 3rd person, calling for kitty, and meowing? On the internet, no less.

I mean, shit. I think if I saw this on the street, I'd call for the guys with the white coats.

some of these are legacy stuff from the zone
so it is understandable u guys are not aware of it

kitty has always been associated with a sexy cat, so we affectionately call her kitty
as i mentioned in previous post, meow is not just meow
Meow = what kitty screams in ecstasy

using putty as a 3rd person is also a carryover from cz
it is an unofficial result of putty winning/participating in numerous long arduous posting battles over the years in cowboys matters as well as nonsense matters
that is why the word puttyism was coined in the sense of a supernatural power

a cowboys example is medical predictions for jaylon smith's recovery after being drafted, as well as the superbowl/tank approach, as well as salarly cap table calculations and projections.
a non-cowboys example is an argument with another member named melonfeud regarding a psychedelic battle in mythology (buddhaism vs modern military weapons) which went on for days and hundreds of posts.

i hope this was helpful

 

[gp_cowpolk]

AYFKM? I'm not trying to be a grammar nazi but JFC you're really pushing it

You are a shitfaced cum guzzling fuckhead

 

[waldoputty]

I just unwatched the new members thread. Off to the beer zone.....I hope drunks are allowed to baby talk.

i will talk things out with these guys a bit
we want to hang out here, so at least have some clear ground rules
we are different and take some getting used to
they know each other for a while and used to each other
same as us
takes time

 

[Ranch]

You are a shitfaced cum guzzling fuckface

You sound like one of them!then!!
Let's see if he can take it.

 

[NoDak]

You are a shitfaced cum guzzling fuckface

Now this...



Is ok.

 

[data]

This thread from the get was doomed

Who started this shit? Oh

Who hi-fived this thread? Oh

 

[waldoputty]

AYFKM? I'm not trying to be a grammar nazi but JFC you're really pushing it

i dont know ur background, but i have received numerous accolades from colleagues regarding how quickly i can compose documents with near-perfect grammar. for what it is worth, i do have an ivy league education.

we are here to have fun and feel no need to impress anyone.

 

[NoDak]

we are here to have fun and feel no need to impress anyone.

So, you're not going to feel the need to tell us over and over and over that you are a coach I mean, Ivy league educated guy then? ;)

 

[Cotton]

Oh, come on now. I think it's pretty clear that putty needs his kitty, kitty. MEOW!

2 of you ding dongs actually "liked" this post. He was making fun of you, just FYI.

 

[waldoputty]

So, you're not going to feel the need to tell us over and over and over that you are a coach I mean, Ivy league educated guy then? ;)

actually u know that ranch is the coach.
this is the first time i mention i went to a school in boston
and there is no need to repeat trivial stuff from decades ago

 

[gp_cowpolk]

Now this...



Is ok.

He earned it

 

[jsmith6919]

You are a shitfaced cum guzzling fuckhead

 

[data]

@Ranch, @Puttyism, @Corso, @gp_cowpolk

They have us outnumbered.

 

[waldoputty]

2 of you ding dongs actually "liked" this post. He was making fun of you, just FYI.

we ding-dongs enjoy laughing at ourselves
especially dongs who cannot ding like coachie ;)

 

[NoDak]

actually u know that ranch is the coach.
this is the first time i mention i went to a school in boston
and there is no need to repeat trivial stuff from decades ago

I know... I know. I was just playin' with ya.

I was just poking fun at him injecting his coaching experience in every other post for the first week or so. It was quite comical.

 

[data]

actually u know that ranch is the coach.
this is the first time i mention i went to a school in boston
and there is no need to repeat trivial stuff from decades ago

What degree?

I’m guessing Computer Eng

 

[NoDak]

I was gonna defend you and tell them that I don't think you're shitfaced yet...