The New Member Thread

[UncleMilti]

What flavor?

Jerry Raspberry

 

[mcnuttz]

Which way to the deli and souvenir shop?

I've been here for 18 years and still haven't found it.

My free sandwich coupon is in danger of expiring.

 

[Ranch]

I've been here for 18 years and still haven't found it.

My free sandwich coupon is in danger of expiring.

I've been here a few days and I can't find the weather thread

 

[Puttyism]

What flavor?

According to @waldoputty , you should know!

 

[waldoputty]

According to @waldoputty , you should know!

finger licking good!

 

[Texas Ace]

I'm always lurking in the background. The DCC is the nets #1 place to get up to the minute Dallas Cowboys news and make you want to hang yourself in a reinforced closet.

Hey baby, you awake yet?

 

[gp_cowpolk]

I have gas often

 

[waldoputty]

I have gas often

too much information

problem solved

 

[bbgun]

 

[Jarhead]

I have gas often

We know, you old stink ass.

 

[Ranch]

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Great!

 

[Jarhead]

Here's my welcome to the new guys - me included.

 

[Corso]

We know, you old stink ass.

This guy's here now?

 

[jsmith6919]

FREE LUBE WITH MEMBERSHIP!!!

Fair warning- the lube is just spit

 

[Jarhead]

Fair warning- the lube is just spit

You should be more specific - Jerry is the spit donor.

I'm envious of your 'Asshole of the day' award. How does someone earn that? I want one.......

 

[Jarhead]

This guy's here now?

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[p1_]

Like refugees fleeing Ukraine, Zone defectors unite!

 

[Corso]

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[Ranch]

You should be more specific - Jerry is the spit donor.

I'm envious of your 'Asshole of the day' award. How does someone earn that? I want one.......

You are today's winner

 

[Sheik]

I would say these new guys suck, but I’ve never sucked at anything, so that pretty much eliminates me from having an opinion on suck.