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[bbgun]

I was today years old when I found out that the parents of Sean Astin are Patty Duke and the guy who played Gomez in the original The Addams Family TV series.

there are, um, questions of paternity when it comes to Sean

 

[bbgun]

I was today years old when I found out that the parents of Sean Astin are Patty Duke and the guy who played Gomez in the original The Addams Family TV series.

there are, um, questions of paternity when it comes to Sean

 

[1bigfan13]

there are, um, questions of paternity when it comes to Sean

Oh. I was unaware.

I had no idea that Patty was a hoe.

 

[bbgun]

Gomez, amazingly, is still alive. Still time for him to sire a kid that's really his.

 

[boozeman]

Blow is a great movie that I have only watched once. Soundtrack was nailed and Depp was excellent. And Liotta pulled off a great dad.

 

[Cotton]

 

[boozeman]

Yeah, so I tried to watch Oppenheimer and I turned it off less than an hour into it. I was bored as shit.

I don't get why it is so universally lauded.

 

[boozeman]

I have never watched the original Willy Wonka stoned.

I just got through the opening credits and I feel like I am watching it for the first time.

Holy shit.

 

[Cujo]

Yeah, so I tried to watch Oppenheimer and I turned it off less than an hour into it. I was bored as shit.

I don't get why it is so universally lauded.

I liked it.

 

[bbgun]

I have never watched the original Willy Wonka stoned.

I just got through the opening credits and I feel like I am watching it for the first time.

Holy shit.

the boat ride scene was definitely made for acid

 

[boozeman]

the boat ride scene was definitely made for acid

I have not got to that part yet.

Now I am wondering what the fuck happened to Charlie Bucket's father.

He has all four grandparents and his mom is a spinster.

 

[boozeman]

Charlie just got the Golden Ticket.

When he first holds it up after getting it out of the wrapper, this woman grabs him around the wrist.

In what society did this exist?

When I was a kid, I always thought it was someplace in Europe and it did not seem right.

In ours now, that woman would have cold cocked his faggy ass and taken the ticket.

 

[boozeman]

Grandpa Joe's old ass just got out of the bed and starts singing.

He sat in that bed for 20 years and Charlie's Mom toiled and he made Charlie have to go to work before his testicles dropped.

What an incredible asshole.

 

[boozeman]

I assume the Oompa Loompas work in shifts.

What the fuck else do they do other than make candy and judge the moral character of others?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Please do play by play when you watch the end of 2001 stoned.

 

[boozeman]

Please do play by play when you watch the end of 2001 stoned.

Shit, I did that a long time ago.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Shit, I did that a long time ago.

Link? This should be good.

 

[boozeman]

Link? This should be good.

No, I don't think I posted that experience here.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

No, I don't think I posted that experience here.

Please do so. It's freaky enough sober.

 

[boozeman]

Please do so. It's freaky enough sober.

The sequel freaked me out more honestly.

 

[boozeman]

Verdict: Watch Willy Wonka stoned. You will enjoy it more.