McCarthy Gone - Now the search is on - Schottenheimer Hired

[Tony D]

Sorensen was the 49ers DC last year so he probably has a little something to him if he impressed Shannahan enough to hire him as DC.

Could've definitely done worse.

He was a pretty good special teamer back in the day. That doesn't mean much.

 

[UncleMilti]

This old wrinkled fucktard is losing it. Losing IT.

 

[boozeman]

Oh fucking Jesus.

Outside of Eberflus, we are guaranteed a low rent coaching staff. They could not wait to run this ass clown out.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Straight Mark Sanchez treatment?

Maybe not that extreme...

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

This is going to be a staff that definitely meets the internal budget in terms of coach expenditures.

All are very economical tools who will just be glad to have the promotion for “America’s Team”.

I think Eberflus is still being paid on Chicago’s dime, so things are perfect.

 

[Texas Ace]

 

[Rev]

Don't sleep on that. That was prime Goober talk.

 

[Simpleton]

I don't know shit about him but I love the idea of building an offensive staff around OL/TE-type coaches, it provides a measure of balance and pragmatism in terms of how the offense is structured.

 

[Texas Ace]

Don't sleep on that. That was prime Goober talk.

I've never had as little hope as I do now.

I can't see any possible way that we even luck our way into a decent season.

This is rock bottom.

 

[boozeman]

I would cast him in a low budget TV series if I needed a guy that screamed “strung out Fent user from the streets of San Fran”.

 

[boozeman]

Get fired up, y’all!

That OL talent they churned out of Boulder during that era was impressive!

 

[boozeman]

Another four-star testimonial.

They got it right, people.

 

[Sheik]

I would cast him in a low budget TV series if I needed a guy that screamed “strung out Fent user from the streets of San Fran”.

The entire staff looks like an AA meeting for guys who are only there to get away from their wives.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Saw some other threads where Arizona fans don't want to lose him, so he must have done some good things. This is the kind of young guy who would give me some hope.

Just wish we could do the same on defense.

 

[boozeman]

How does this change anything?

Nevermind the overarching culture problem of the Joneses. Let’s pretend it was all Fat Mike.

Did he not give enough hugs? Too many massage sessions and not enough face time with the players?

Was that the secret sauce?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Ernie is back on board folks!

 

[Simpleton]

How does this change anything?

Nevermind the overarching culture problem of the Joneses. Let’s pretend it was all Fat Mike.

Did he not give enough hugs? Too many massage sessions and not enough face time with the players?

Was that the secret sauce?

He's not going to change shit.

The best case scenario is similar to what it would've been with Moore, hoping we snag a DC who can give us a top 5-10 defense and ride that and the running game to a team that is similar to the Eagles this year.

 

[Texas Ace]

How does this change anything?

Nevermind the overarching culture problem of the Joneses. Let’s pretend it was all Fat Mike.

Did he not give enough hugs? Too many massage sessions and not enough face time with the players?

Was that the secret sauce?

What a fucking idiot.

So one interview later and he's completely changed his mind about the hire?

And did this moron suddenly forget that the Jones family is still in the picture? So how exactly is Schottenheimer going to be the guy who changes the culture when A) Jerry and Stephen are still in charge, and B) He probably has to ask for permission just to take a piss.

This guy has the least amount of power as a coach since Campo but yet he's going to change the culture?

STFU, Ernster.