McCarthy Gone - Now the search is on - Schottenheimer Hired

[Texas Ace]

Jesus Christ. That is one of the funnier things I have seen in a while. Also seems somewhat accurate.

Somewhat?

 

[shoop]

Somewhat?

Like someone said earlier if the old bastard were given truth serum this is probably what would come out. Of course I would not be surprised to hear him describe himself as a cross between Scrooge McDuck and Hugh Hefner.

 

[bbgun]

Skip and I are tight these days.

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

 

[Stars]

Nah the answer is right in front of us. Jerry always copies whatever the trend or hot thing in the league is. And he always copies it after the meta has already shifted. Day late and a dollar short.

He is going to hire Witten.

 

[bbgun]

He is going to hire Witten.

 

[Texas Ace]

Skip and I are tight these days.

As if that matters? Does this moron not know how Jerry Jones operates?

Jason Garrett had even less experience at the time that he made him the head coach so I don't see why any of that would prevent him from giving the same opportunity to Kellen Moore.

 

[boozeman]

The thing that sticks in my craw with Witten is that he was part of the Get-Along gang with Romo and Garrett.

 

[bbgun]

The thing that sticks in my craw with Witten is that he was part of the Get-Along gang with Romo and Garrett.

He was the ultimate company man. A corporate stooge. That's why he's still in Jerry's good graces to this very day. His only qualification for the job is being a suck-up.

 

[GShock]

The thing that sticks in my craw with Witten is that he was part of the Get-Along gang with Romo and Garrett.

The thing that sticks in my craw with Witten is how he anal raped us right before the 2018 draft allowing Philly to compound the screwing which I get to remember every time I watch Dallas Goedert stiff arm a defender into another dimension.

 

[shane]

So what are you saying?

We should go full retard?

I would prefer full retard over a mediocre place holder hire for sure

 

[UncleMilti]

I feel better now.

That’s the first time I’ve seen Jerry referred to as PT Barnum outside of this forum.

 

[UncleMilti]

And at the end of the day, those same dummies have trophies in the case since we got our last one in the early 1990s.

I am well beyond celebrating our two-fer, the distress of the missed three-peat and then the third title.

The emotional capital of that wore off for me a long time ago and should have worn off by now for anyone with a functional brain.

But hey, we can snicker all we want at all three of our divisional rivals, but it could be a case where pretty soon, our jokes will run out.

Tough to get past having a son sitting on your lap in Cowboys garb watching the last Cowboys SB and then sitting there with that same son during the holidays, 31 years old and he never remembers the Cowboys in a SB.

 

[shoop]

Skip and I are tight these days.

It’s like he has never heard of Jerry Jones

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Tough to get past having a son sitting on your lap in Cowboys garb watching the last Cowboys SB and then sitting there with that same son during the holidays, 31 years old and he never remembers the Cowboys in a SB.

Well this hit a new level of depressing.

 

[bbgun]

It’s like he has never heard of Jerry Jones

The only thing that gives me hope is that Jerry has hired guys who didn't have previous relationship with him or the Cowboys: Switzer, Gailey, Parcells, Wade and McCarthy.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

FWIW, just listened to this Bobby Belt interview. Guy comes off as a total asswipe, IMO. He's such a fake insider I was wondering if his screen name was SDogo.

To quickly summarize, hates Mike McCarthy -- I mean, can't stand him, thinks he's a bad person as well as coach. Says Dak has had a bad relationship with MM until lately, that Mike pushed out Amari Cooper (horseshit, Jerry as much as admitted it was the vax), and that we should hire Kellen Moore and bring back Doug Nusmeier to make Dak comfortable again... basically, get the Garrett band back together. Are you kidding me?

Overall, acts like he's a part of Jerry's fiefdom and Mike never really understood the way we do things around here. Um, that's a plus for Mike, not a negative, you fool.

Just a gross example of what the young Dallas media is like. No, I don't know why I listened to this.

 

[Bipo]

FWIW, just listened to this Bobby Belt interview. Guy comes off as a total asswipe, IMO. He's such a fake insider I was wondering if his screen name was SDogo.

To quickly summarize, hates Mike McCarthy -- I mean, can't stand him, thinks he's a bad person as well as coach. Says Dak has had a bad relationship with MM until lately, that Mike pushed out Amari Cooper (horseshit, Jerry as much as admitted it was the vax), and that we should hire Kellen Moore and bring back Doug Nusmeier to make Dak comfortable again... basically, get the Garrett band back together. Are you kidding me?

Overall, acts like he's a part of Jerry's fiefdom and Mike never really understood the way we do things around here. Um, that's a plus for Mike, not a negative, you fool.

Just a gross example of what the young Dallas media is like. No, I don't know why I listened to this.

Are those the fags that dared to question Jerry and quickly snapped back in line?

 

[Rev]

Are those the fags that dared to question Jerry and quickly snapped back in line?

No. That was RJ and his cohost