McCarthy Gone - Now the search is on - Schottenheimer Hired

[Simpleton]

These are all just distractions and shiny objects before the inevitable Moore hire. It makes too much sense as far as familiarity, malleability, willing to take whatever contract Jerry gives him, with the added bonus of Jerry being able to pick whatever veteran DC for the staff plus bringing Witten back as TE coach.

 

[Texas Ace]

So what are you saying?

We should go full retard?

If that list of candidates is true, then we're doing that no matter who we select from it.

We're fucked.

 

[Smitty]

That is a perfectly acceptable way to look at it.

I am pretty close to your position. I am getting close to done, if not all the way.

But here is the situation.

We married this guy last year. Nothing will change about that.

Going forward, the decisions we make will involve him.

From head coach, even down to personnel.

That is the problem with how we do things.

If you get paid, you get made.

And nothing will change about the GM situation either. Even when Jerry dies his idiot son is waiting in the wings to continue the idiocy.

Like all that futile wishcasting, I can still advocate that they do the right thing and shitcan Prescott as soon as possible, even though they won't.

 

[Smitty]

I would like it if Witten was the coach. I don’t think that would be a bad idea at all. I mean it can’t get any worse than what we have had.

It can get a lot worse than McCarthy.

 

[Smitty]

I mean his lack of coaching experience sounds awful. But what the hell do I know. If he picked the right coordinators he probably has a good idea of how to run shit. He played under Parcells afterall.

Who would have thought Dan Campbell would be a good coach?

 

[Smitty]

The worst is we won't even do a serious interview process. We won't interview any of the top candidates. We will do a couple Rooney Rules and then hire some washed up guy Jerry is friends with or comfortable with.

I still feel like Zimmer is just going to take over as head coach.

I think that's as good a bet as any at this point.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Who would have thought Dan Campbell would be a good coach?

I agree, it's why I'll admit that just picking the best coordinator off another team doesn't mean the guy will make a great head coach. Knowing x and o's doesn't make you a great head coach.

 

[Bipo]

This needs a refresh in case someone missed it. So fuckin funny.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

What sad is, I bet if Jerry took some truth serum that wouldn't be that far from the truth.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Foobio]

/Steve Carell no god please no .gif

 

[Foobio]

We're gonna do it my way, and my way is fuckin terrible

I'm a vampire feeding off of mass disappointment

 

[Simpleton]

Who would have thought Dan Campbell would be a good coach?

He was one of the top candidates the year the Lions hired him, there were some here including myself who thought he should be a consideration for our opening.

 

[Texas Ace]

Yes yes yes! That's it, Master William!

Take your sweet time! Drag your feet in the mud! Wait for the phone call!!!

Let the courtship of his highness recommence!

 

[boozeman]

It does kind of appear to be inevitable.

 

[Bipo]

Belichick would be such a boring hire. I need Jason Witten. I need board maintenance.

 

[shoop]

I feel better now.

Would you read the thread? You are getting time stamped like a MFer

 

[shoop]

Anyone on that list but fucking Moore. If they hire his beaver toothed ass I’m don’t watching the Cowboys

I’d prefer to stay away from the top three. Other than that I think there will at least be some changes that can be construed as positive.

 

[shoop]

Huh?

We are riding coat tails we earned before our some of our kids were born.

All my kids

 

[shoop]

This needs a refresh in case someone missed it. So fuckin funny.

Jesus Christ. That is one of the funnier things I have seen in a while. Also seems somewhat accurate.