Garrett Watch Thread...

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Shove it, Geezer.
I’m a fan of the team. It is just not possible for me to want them to lose. It’s pretty simple for me. I very much dislike the current HC but my first priority is for the team to be successful. I know all the arguments of how the team cannot be successful with the current HC and I don’t disagree but my first priority is to want the team to win. Being a Geezer has nothing to do with it.
 

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A. Garrett becomes HC of another NFL team
B. Garrett becomes OC of another NFL team
C. Garrett is moved to another position within the Cowboys organization.
D. Garrett takes time off.
E. Garrett coaches NCAA.
F. Garrett stays on JJ's payroll in a similar capacity to ye olde Larry Lacewell
 

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I’m looking forward to Garrett getting canned
he's not getting canned & I wouldn't be surprised if everything languished for a month or more before J &/or his spawn announce they aren't bringing back Garrett
 

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A. Garrett becomes HC of another NFL team
B. Garrett becomes OC of another NFL team
C. Garrett is moved to another position within the Cowboys organization.
D. Garrett takes time off.
E. Garrett coaches NCAA.
Garrett becomes the scoutmaster of a Boy Scout troop, but runs afoul of the parents when there are too many complaints of him patting the boys on the ass, as well as using the F-word in a pep talk before a tug of war competition.
 

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he's not getting canned & I wouldn't be surprised if everything languished for a month or more before J &/or his spawn announce they aren't bringing back Garrett
It would be hilarious if they allowed Garrett to re-interview for the job.
 

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Why all the hate? Most of you wanted the season to be a failure so you could have you agenda of firing Garrett and disrespecting Jones. It’s pretty much done so why aren’t you dancing in the street? The team lost the most critical game of the season and it was such a craving for some you that you cheered the idea of losing to the most despicable foe the Cowboys face. Put away the whip and break out the champagne. Your time has arrived.
Most of us are, I cant speak for others but I'm capable of doing two things at once & I suspect I'm not alone

The mantra for the rest of this season needs to be "one more loss!"

The last thing I want to see is these jokers back into the playoffs with a Philly loss & Cowboys win. I feel pretty good about the pokies laying down to the skins, hopefully they won't disappoint one last time this season
 

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Don't hate me, but it's not implausible that the Eagles lose, we win, then we beat an injury ravaged Seahawks team in the wild card round. :tippytoe
 

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The Eagles could very easily lose to the Giants, especially if they have a bit of a letdown after yesterday. Barkley can go off at any time and Jones can make plays if he's just out there slinging it with nothing to lose.

I wouldn't complain about winning the division necessarily but my honest preference at this point is to just finish this season and send Garrett on a rocket to the moon.
 

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The Eagles could very easily lose to the Giants, especially if they have a bit of a letdown after yesterday. Barkley can go off at any time and Jones can make plays if he's just out there slinging it with nothing to lose.

I wouldn't complain about winning the division necessarily but my honest preference at this point is to just finish this season and send Garrett on a rocket to the moon.
I'd almost always take the playoffs. But at this point I'm just so fucking sick of Garrett that the extra game or two won't even be enjoyable to me. It's like a really sick dog, probably best to just put it down at this point and end the suffering.
 

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Why all the hate? Most of you wanted the season to be a failure so you could have you agenda of firing Garrett and disrespecting Jones. It’s pretty much done so why aren’t you dancing in the street? The team lost the most critical game of the season and it was such a craving for some you that you cheered the idea of losing to the most despicable foe the Cowboys face. Put away the whip and break out the champagne. Your time has arrived.
Here's the bigger question: after 25 years of futility, failure, incompetence and humiliation -- how do you feel?
 

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Here's the bigger question: after 25 years of futility, failure, incompetence and humiliation -- how do you feel?
I’m still a Cowboys fan. I hate losing any game and I cannot and will not hope they lose a game. When I come to that point that I want them to lose I will go to another franchise and become a fan there. Fans support no matter what. That’s what a fan is and does. I was a fan from day one.
 

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The Eagles could very easily lose to the Giants, especially if they have a bit of a letdown after yesterday. Barkley can go off at any time and Jones can make plays if he's just out there slinging it with nothing to lose.

I wouldn't complain about winning the division necessarily but my honest preference at this point is to just finish this season and send Garrett on a rocket to the moon.
That’s the scary part. The Eagles are not good, and they are trotting out 3rd string players. NY has DJ back and they put up a shit ton of points on a much better Washington D. I could see NY easily beating the Eagles.
 

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That’s the scary part. The Eagles are not good, and they are trotting out 3rd string players. NY has DJ back and they put up a shit ton of points on a much better Washington D. I could see NY easily beating the Eagles.
I hope you are tight.
 

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There are fans and there are bandwagon fan. The latter surface on sunshiny days and disappear when it is dark. Pick you poison.
Yes, you caught me. I'm a 40+ year bandwagon fan.....fucking idiot
 
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