Cowboys Sign Ezekiel Elliott

[mcnuttz]

I was at work. But I’m confused… what crow? I wasn’t advocating resigning Zeke. I only said I’d be ok with it for the laffs. And by the looks of this thread, that is already paying dividends.

Just referring to your uncharacteristic blow up in the draft chatter thread.

Dear NoDak,

You said we needed a RB, here's your RB, pal.

Loveliest regards,
Jerey

 

[boozeman]

I'm sure Jerry has already made the calculations that with new jersey sales he will make far more than the 3 mil he is going to pay Zeke.

Okay, fine. Give him the college number. Just sign Gilmore back so we at least get some good use out of the 21 number.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Sheik]

Breaking: After meeting and signing, Ezekiel Elliot will now be wearing a bulky knee brace and taking away carries from a yet to be identified more productive RB.

 

[p1_]

This is a sad thread.

 

[boozeman]

This is a sad thread.

This is a sad franchise…so…

 

[boozeman]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Guh just stop. Maybe Dak will give them a deal now that his best bid is back.

 

[boozeman]

Guh just stop. Maybe Dak will give them a deal now that his best bid is back.

That whole thing is weird.

 

[p1_]

Durnie is orgasmic.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Arizona Emmitt >> Current Zeke

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That whole thing is weird.

I'm curious to see Dak's reaction, I'm sure he is over the moon. Although my guess is Dak's not the same partier that he was last time Zeke was here.

 

[boozeman]

These dumb asses can’t even spell his name right.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

These dumb asses can’t even spell his name right.

Reminds me of a cheap Chinese knockoff. Just slightly misspelled and wrong. If you're buying a new Zeke Jersey you probably deserve to be embarrassed like that.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

These dumb asses can’t even spell his name right.

I don't know what's worse, that jersey or gloating about rocking your 2016 "21" jersey.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[p1_]

So the witty combo Dak-Zeke nickname I heard yesterday: “214”, the area code in Dallas.

 

[boozeman]