Cowboys Sign Ezekiel Elliott

[boozeman]

 

[Genghis Khan]

RBs don't need to be mentored dipshit. It's one of the most out of the gate pro ready positions on the field.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

RBs don't need to be mentored dipshit. It's one of the most out of the gate pro ready positions on the field.

Well, Elliott will get the vet min to play and six million of the no-longer-dead money to be a mentor.

 

[boozeman]

Fuk

 

[Genghis Khan]

Fuk

He's not serious. Right?

 

[boozeman]

He's not serious. Right?

We all snickered when the Elliott return rumors started.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

@archer

 

[p1_]

Fuk

Archer will tweet the criticism but won’t do it in the presser.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Even Ernie gets it.

 

[ravidubey]

Or he watched closely, but with the eyes of a lovesick teenager who thinks his 4 girlfriend is a 10.

Or a pimp trying to convince a deluded fanbase of the same

 

[Rev]

 

[boozeman]

Oh, I see now. Never underestimate the most disrespected running back room in the league.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

You know why they were doubted or overlooked? Because they weren't any good.

except maybe Deuce

 

[boozeman]

Cowboys RB room....perhaps the worst in NFL history

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Honestly, at this point, I'd make Luepke the starter.

You left off the Nose Rings.

 

[Bill Shatner]

You left off the Nose Rings.

Not official yet, and it will just make the room worse anyway.

 

[Hoffa]

Jerry never wanted to let Zeke walk. He's going to shoehorn him into that RB1 spot this year come hell or high water.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Jerry never wanted to let Zeke walk. He's going to shoehorn him into that RB1 spot this year come hell or high water.

I bet Zeke pulls massive amounts of pussy for these fuckin hillbillies out on the big boat. Nothing else makes sense.

 

[p1_]

I bet Zeke pulls massive amounts of pussy for these fuckin hillbillies out on the big boat. Nothing else makes sense.

their bank account takes care of that. They don't need 2.5 per for pussy.