Cowboys Sign Ezekiel Elliott

[bbgun]

ugh, stamped by Booze

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Well, the disgust did not to be buried in a big fat other thread. Disturbing news like this needs to be talked about out in the open. It is cathartic.

Of course.

I hate that this thread had to be created. Even as stupid as Jerry is, I can't believe this is happening.

 

[boozeman]

I like the Tweets from fan morons eating this up, yet almost all of the clips were from his rookie season.

 

[bbgun]

I'll give him this much. He probably scores on this play.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I like the Tweets from fan morons eating this up, yet almost all of the clips were from his rookie season.

I wonder how many of them actually believe he still has something vs how many are just posting it for "content."

 

[boozeman]

I'll give him this much. He probably scores on this play.

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See, that is how simple-minded we operate as an organization. I am certain these morons recalled this play in the process.

Wait you too made this point.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I'll give him this much. He probably scores on this play.

I doubt it... 92 and 45 beat him to the yellow line.

 

[boozeman]

I wonder how many of them actually believe he still has something vs how many are just posting it for "content."

I think a lot of them think he still has it and the biggest thing on the minds is if he gets #21 back so they don’t have to buy a new Zeke jersey.

 

[bbgun]

See, that is how simple-minded we operate as an organization. I am certain these morons recalled this play in the process.

Wait you too made this point.

Don't lump me in with the Clampetts. Thinking he would've scored on that one play doesn't mean I want him back.

 

[Bill Shatner]

I was wondering when the Nose Ring King would get his own welcome back thread.

Looking forward to you putting us over the top, bro. Prove all your haters wrong.

/thighslap

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Good lord, booze.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

You posted this same tweet 4 minutes before you posted it again. Get your shit together, ya old fucker.

 

[P_T]

For something we all knew was going to happen, this thread certainly blew up quickly...

I was expecting:

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I like the Tweets from fan morons eating this up, yet almost all of the clips were from his rookie season.

I'd love to see them have to post his highlights just from the last two seasons. They would all probably be goal line plays from the 1 or 2 yard line.

 

[mcnuttz]

I think a lot of them think he still has it and the biggest thing on the minds is if he gets #21 back so they don’t have to buy a new Zeke jersey.

Surely Jerry & the Brains have considered how much $ could be made by forcing him to wear another #.

And where the fuck is @NoDak ?

He should get in here and eat some of this crow.

Let's go ahead and mark RB off the needs list.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Surely Jerry & the Brains have considered how much $ could be made by forcing him to wear another #.

And where the fuck is @NoDak ?

He should get in here and eat some of this crow.

Let's go ahead and mark RB off the needs list.

I'm sure Jerry has already made the calculations that with new jersey sales he will make far more than the 3 mil he is going to pay Zeke.

 

[Newt]

So his last play as a Cowboy will not be as a center. Good for him.

We do have room for competition at center though. If he could put that weight back on he may have a chance.

 

[NoDak]

Surely Jerry & the Brains have considered how much $ could be made by forcing him to wear another #.

And where the fuck is @NoDak ?

He should get in here and eat some of this crow.

Let's go ahead and mark RB off the needs list.

I was at work. But I’m confused… what crow? I wasn’t advocating resigning Zeke. I only said I’d be ok with it for the laffs. And by the looks of this thread, that is already paying dividends.