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Is that actually where the team works out, though? That looks more like the public gym you could join at The Star.

Because my god, if that's the team facility, it looks like a fucking Planet Fitness.
 

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You can work out where the Cowboys do? There's another concern.
Not in the same gym, but at the Star where I guess you might bump into a player or two.

That's how it was when they opened the place, anyway.
 

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Sgt Schultz being interviewed, says in Cowboys weight room there are actually tours going on where people go through behind glass watching players work out. Says they beat on the glass to get players attention. Un motherfucking believable the low rent carnival zoo like bullshit Dallas Cowboys players have to deal with.

No fucking wonder this cunt organization hasn't fucking won shit in 3 decades.
I bet Jerry brings his buddies into the area players eat and shows them off like trophies. That's the circus stuff that people don't realize that distracts players here that they don't deal with on other teams.
 

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I wonder how Jerry rationalizes losing for 3 decades?

Just bad luck? Like a dry spell in the oil drilling game where you don't find shit for a while?

My guess is that 30 years without drilling any oil would bankrupt anyone trying.
 

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A lot of our fans are mad at Jerry's explanation of the All In comment but they will also be the ones flocking to Oxnard a few months from now.
 

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Then tell you they can't spend any money on free agents because of cap. :lol
And he hates to pay coaches to not work, even with just a year on the contract.

~ cue stories about turning lights out when you leave the room and/or the cheap 80s pickup at the duck blind ~
 

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I heard an explanation of why the cap doesn't exist. You can get players, and with the way the cap is growing by huge leaps each year now, you can just keep kicking the can down the road, cuz the can may have started the size of a football, but years later with big cap growth, it could be the size of a thimble.

Thoughts?
 

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I heard an explanation of why the cap doesn't exist. You can get players, and with the way the cap is growing by huge leaps each year now, you can just keep kicking the can down the road, cuz the can may have started the size of a football, but years later with big cap growth, it could be the size of a thimble.

Thoughts?
Well yeah, inflation is working in their favor as far as that goes. Not just inflation of the game's popularity, which isn't that much, but now actual monetary inflation.

But you don't want to count on that continuing forever. (Hopefully it doesn't.)
 

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Well yeah, inflation is working in their favor as far as that goes. Not just inflation of the game's popularity, which isn't that much, but now actual monetary inflation.

But you don't want to count on that continuing forever. (Hopefully it doesn't.)
During covid when the cap actually went down it threw a lot of teams into trouble.
 
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