2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cowboysrock55]

Yeah. This definitely pissed me off. Fuckin’ Goof Son.

WHO WAS IT!!!!!!

 

[boozeman]

WHO WAS IT!!!!!!

Goof Son. He is incompetent. He takes the draft calls in the War Room with teams offering him players he has no idea who they are and then doesn’t even ask anyone else who the player is. He tells…nobody. Not his fucking father who would be equally clueless, the head coach or even McClay. Unbelievable.

 

[Bipo]

Yeah. This definitely pissed me off. Fuckin’ Goof Son.

Those shit heels want all the glory, but none of the work.

 

[Rev]

Or whatever reality show booze is into now.

Fuck the draft. This right here needs its own thread.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Yeah. This definitely pissed me off. Fuckin’ Goof Son.

This sounds like bullshit to me.

 

[boozeman]

Those shit heels want all the glory, but none of the work.

Laziest front office in the NFL. It is not some rumor or myth. Neither one of the Joneses performs their job as they should.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Goof Son. He is incompetent. He takes the draft calls in the War Room with teams offering him players he has no idea who they are and then doesn’t even ask anyone else who the player is. He tells…nobody. Not his fucking father who would be equally clueless, the head coach or even McClay. Unbelievable.

I was joking because they wouldn't name the player. But yes it is infuriating. You basically know less about NFL players than average Joe fan and you're in charge of this shit. And even at that you don't have the balls to ask the guy in the room about the player so that maybe you can actually learn something. Like hey, I know I'm deficient in this knowledge but I have a guy in the room that isn't. Maybe I should ask him about the player.

 

[p1_]

Goof Son. He is incompetent. He takes the draft calls in the War Room with teams offering him players he has no idea who they are and then doesn’t even ask anyone else who the player is. He tells…nobody. Not his fucking father who would be equally clueless, the head coach or even McClay. Unbelievable.

Who (which player) did goof not know?

 

[boozeman]

This is mostly stuff we already knew about Romo/Witten having their special relationship, that when Garrett knifed Fat Wade in the back, etc.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Goof Son. He is incompetent. He takes the draft calls in the War Room with teams offering him players he has no idea who they are and then doesn’t even ask anyone else who the player is. He tells…nobody. Not his fucking father who would be equally clueless, the head coach or even McClay. Unbelievable.

Who is telling this story? I don't see much proof or context here.

 

[boozeman]

Who (which player) did goof not know?

They did not say who, but the player was significantly well known where the average person would know who they were.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This is mostly stuff we already knew about Romo/Witten having their special relationship, that when Garrett knifed Fat Wade in the back, etc.

Why did I get the quiet storm when I hit play?

 

[Rev]

Who is telling this story? I don't see much proof or context here.

Looking at the comments Connor mentions Kent Garrison who did work for the Cowboys as a senior producer. I would say this story could be legit.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This is mostly stuff we already knew about Romo/Witten having their special relationship, that when Garrett knifed Fat Wade in the back, etc.

First of all, fuck Patrick crayton.

Second, we're all the hero in our own story. Funny how that works.

Third it's clear he's defending Owens here like Owens was somehow wronged.

But the context that he won't say when he says that Owens was being disruptive to the QB and that's why they cut him, is that Owens was 35 at the time and had his last 1000 season in Dallas. Owens had 31 fewer targets and 230 fewer yards the following year in Buffalo. I guess they were conspiring to cut Owens out of their offense also?

 

[Bipo]

First of all, fuck Patrick crayton.

Second, we're all the hero in our own story. Funny how that works.

Not me.

I'm a lazy pos that surrounds himself with people that are better than me and I try to absorb and vicariously claim some of their success.

 

[p1_]

Have y’all seen Savannah as part of the Mick Shots crew? If not, I highly recommend you check it out.

 

[boozeman]

Looking at the comments Connor mentions Kent Garrison who did work for the Cowboys as a senior producer. I would say this story could be legit.

I have no question it is legitimate.

It is too on brand.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Not me.

I'm a lazy pos that surrounds himself with people that are better than me and I try to absorb and vicariously claim some of their success.

Actually don't sell yourself short. You sound just like Crayton.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I thought Crayton was good in this. He didn't seem entitled or anything. I like how he went to little NW OK where they weren't pampered, how Parcells liked that he didn't blow his money, and how he separated himself from TO's Tour de France stunt.

What irritated me was the whole section Holley talked about himself. Like, dude, you were the spariest spare who ever spared. You only got a chance because of that ridiculous Irvin show that you didn't even legitimately win - one of the worst Jerry stunts ever. You made one play in your life and you barely made that. You should just shut up and never mention your pathetic "career" again.

 

[Genghis Khan]

the spariest spare who ever spared.