2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Bipo]

This is a non-story.

When Parsons hooks up with some biotch from a cut rate rap pop band and gets robbed of his precious bodily fluids, let me know.

Having a pod cast might be worse.

 

[Texas Ace]

Feh. If you are a sucker for commercialism, oh well.

Yeah, who the hell gets sushi at a stadium?

Dumbass.

 

[boozeman]

Yeah, who the hell gets sushi at a stadium?

Dumbass.

No shit. In fact anyone who falls for fancy food at a stadium is a dumb ass.

 

[Bipo]

The Jer getting destroyed on First Take this morning.

 

[Bipo]

Guy on ESPN regarding Belichick to Dallas: "You can bring the king to the circus but it doesn't make the circus a palace, it makes the king a clown."

 

[Simpleton]

Guy on ESPN regarding Belichick to Dallas: "You can bring the king to the circus but it doesn't make the circus a palace, it makes the king a clown."

Depends on the extent to which Jerry/Stephen defer to Belichick, if he has Parcells-like power and stays for 4-5 years I could easily see us winning a Super Bowl.

If it's some weird half-hearted compromise where Belichick puts up with sitting out FA every year and Jerry running his mouth constantly in the media then we'll probably get more of the same (very competitive, arguably one of the better teams in the league but ultimately falling short).

 

[Bipo]

Depends on the extent to which Jerry/Stephen defer to Belichick, if he has Parcells-like power and stays for 4-5 years I could easily see us winning a Super Bowl.

If it's some weird half-hearted compromise where Belichick puts up with sitting out FA every year and Jerry running his mouth constantly in the media then we'll probably get more of the same (very competitive, arguably one of the better teams in the league but ultimately falling short).

They aren’t going to defer much. The hillbillies hated the Tuna era. Dipshit son on record how they hated walking on eggshells around the team THEY owned. How are they gonna feel around Parcells’ greatest disciple?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Depends on the extent to which Jerry/Stephen defer to Belichick, if he has Parcells-like power and stays for 4-5 years I could easily see us winning a Super Bowl.

If it's some weird half-hearted compromise where Belichick puts up with sitting out FA every year and Jerry running his mouth constantly in the media then we'll probably get more of the same (very competitive, arguably one of the better teams in the league but ultimately falling short).

If you bring Bill in you sort of have to say fuck the long term of the team. We are going to go all out for 4 years. And if it fucks us after that, who cares. That means pushing cap off to the future and attacking free agency to get what Bill needs.

 

[boozeman]

They aren’t going to defer much. The hillbillies hated the Tuna era. Dipshit son on record how they hated walking on eggshells around the team THEY owned. How are they gonna feel around Parcells’ greatest disciple?

I do not think he has the piss and vinegar anymore. It is more about Goof Son’s willingness towards that.

 

[Simpleton]

If you bring Bill in you sort of have to say fuck the long term of the team. We are going to go all out for 4 years. And if it fucks us after that, who cares. That means pushing cap off to the future and attacking free agency to get what Bill needs.

That's how I'd approach it, especially since your cap will likely be fucked for a year, maybe two when we get rid of Dak in 4-5 years. But of course at that point you'd be rebuilding with a QB on a rookie deal presumably and it wouldn't be as big of an issue, so they should definitely throw caution to the wind and spend big if they bring in Belichick.

But I'll give you two guesses what they'll actually do.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Yeah, I don't think Belichick has the same piss and vinegar personality that Bill had, either. He still wouldn't tolerate Jerry messing with his team but I don't think he'd be as prickly on a day to day basis as Bill was.

That said, I still don't think it will happen.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

All of this is very true.

 

[boozeman]

All of this is very true.

The only reason I can think of is simple arrogance. The most dominant offenses happen to be set up by motion. It literally is working everywhere. Why not incorporate it into the offensive design?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

The only reason I can think of is simple arrogance. The most dominant offenses happen to be set up by motion. It literally is working everywhere. Why not incorporate it into the offensive design?

My theory, they're too stuck on what Dak is comfortable with. And that's still the staples of the old Garrett/Kellen stuff. How many times do we hear the game commentators talk about how Dak is in total control of everything?

And remember the Romo-friendly days... When Jerry pays a QB this much, he expects them to have a lot of say.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

The only reason I can think of is simple arrogance. The most dominant offenses happen to be set up by motion. It literally is working everywhere. Why not incorporate it into the offensive design?

I really don't have an answer. Also can we stop pretending Turpin is a weapon running the ball on offense? The guy always gets crushed.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

I really don't have an answer. Also can we stop pretending Turpin is a weapon running the ball on offense? The guy always gets crushed.

Same goes for Vaughn.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

And remember the Romo-friendly days... When Jerry pays a QB this much, he expects them to have a lot of say.

Supposedly we work a ton on this stuff in camp. Then the season hits and nothing. My guess is McCarthy just isn't comfortable and reverts back to what he knows best. In the heat of the moment I think his brain tends to go blank.