2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Genghis Khan]

I'm struggling with this one. I get what he's saying, but why would it benefit him as a pass rusher that no one knows he was there?

 

[p1_]

 

[Texas Ace]

That's a hell of a quote.

"You don't have to be smart to make money, but you have to be smart to keep money."

 

[Bill Shatner]

Jerry probably loves SAS shitting all over the Cowboys and their fans all the time. Keeps them in the news from ESPN's most popular talking head.

 

[1bigfan13]

That's a hell of a quote.

"You don't have to be smart to make money, but you have to be smart to keep money."

Another good one was from the Chris Rock movie 'I think I love my wife'.

"You can lose a lot of money chasing women. But you'll never lose women chasing money."

 

[Cotton]

I absolutely DO want to miss that.

 

[Texas Ace]

Another good one was from the Chris Rock movie 'I think I love my wife'.

"You can lose a lot of money chasing women. But you'll never lose women chasing money."

That was a good movie.

 

[mcnuttz]

Cooks is a great teammate.

 

[boozeman]

That's a hell of a quote.

"You don't have to be smart to make money, but you have to be smart to keep money."

It absolutely is. If a rich fuck like Jones told me that, I would be impressed too. I just have a hard time believing it came out of his mouth.

 

[boozeman]

Cooks is a great teammate.

And he has a teeny tiny itsy bitsy point.

As a retard on the Zone once put it profoundly in a quite simple way:

A QB NEEDS HELP!

 

[boozeman]

Awful. Gross.

 

[data]

Awful. Gross.

After caving into Jimmuh’s ROH induction, Jerry Jones said F It, I can’t stoop any lower.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[boozeman]

Translation: Derrick wanted too damn much money.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Translation: Derrick wanted too damn much money.

I think it's more, "I love Zeke like a fat kid loves cake. He still looks great in the shower. ~wink~"

 

[Chocolate Lab]

In case you feel like throwing up a little:

 

[boozeman]

In case you feel like throwing up a little:

I refuse to click.

 

[p1_]

I refuse to click.

Stay strong, amigo.
Stay strong.

 

[Cotton]

In case you feel like throwing up a little:

I hate you for even posting this.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I hate you for even posting this.

I hate myself a little more for watching it.

Stephen A actually at least asked him some of the hard questions we wish our media would ask. But Jerry is like those slimy MFers who testify in front of Congress: He says a bunch of words without answering.

He did fill out the Jerry Bingo Card of the cheap old truck next to the Learjet, the credit card, the Man in the Mirror, signing Deion, and more.

Like I said...