2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

Hard hitting journalism from the crack DC.com staff.

 

[Simpleton]

Hard hitting journalism from the crack DC.com staff.

I've said this a few times, but these jokers aren't journalists or reporters, they're hype men. Their opinions are worthless, the only time I pay any attention is when they heavily hint at something because it's obvious the team is using them as a mouthpiece.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Same words, different year.

 

[boozeman]

Same words, different year.

And not just with Dallas. Packers fans lived it.

 

[Foobio]

Fresh J’s

/dur

 

[Bill Shatner]

3 yards and a cloud of turf pellets.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

3 yards and a cloud of turf pellets.

Read option handoffs don't really show a commitment to the run. You actually have to try and be creative with it. There is actually a lot involved in a badass rushing attack, we won't do it.

 

[ravidubey]

Read option handoffs don't really show a commitment to the run. You actually have to try and be creative with it. There is actually a lot involved in a badass rushing attack, we won't do it.

We committed to it in 2003 and it kept defenses honest even though Troy Hambrick gained next to nothing per carry. Doing that took a huge effort from our own defense... prolly drove a stake through Dat Nguyen and Darren Woodson's careers.

Ironically, Zimmer was the DC back then too

 

[Chocolate Lab]

We committed to it in 2003 and it kept defenses honest even though Troy Hambrick gained next to nothing per carry.

We'll always have the dookie stick though

 

[ravidubey]

We'll always have the dookie stick though

Hilarious, though I still have no idea where that term came from and why it stuck to Hambrick

 

[Genghis Khan]

Hilarious, though I still have no idea where that term came from and why it stuck to Hambrick

Pretty sure hambrick himself made it up. It's what he called his juke move.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Whoa, was flipping around between games and saw that Tony Romo at Eastern Illinois is playing Montana on Origin Sports.

He does have more of a 3/4 delivery there, but he looks pretty good.

 

[NoDak]

Pretty sure hambrick himself made it up. It's what he called his juke move.

Wasn't he supposedly nailing that fat chick from the Zzzzone? Woody'sgirl, or someshit like that?

Maybe he came up with dookie stick after a night of butt-stuff with her?

 

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

"Don't blame me when we have to give him 38/year."

 

[Bill Shatner]

"Don't blame me when we have to give him 38/year."

He'll probably want to be the first 40 mil per non QB.

 

[Cotton]

So, let's wait to see if he has another great year so we will have to pay him more? I don't know why I even read anything they say anymore.

 

[NoDak]

Maybe I've missed it, but has Parsons said somewhere that he wants to sign another deal now? Is this the team or him that's holding off on it? Is it possible the team has approached him, and he hasn't shown interest, thinking he can sign for more if he has a big season?

 

[mcnuttz]

So, let's wait to see if he has another great year so we will have to pay him more? I don't know why I even read anything they say anymore.

Nobody knows more about what's on the horizon of the NFL salary cap than Jerry.

There's nobody more qualified to run this fucking team either, so don't ask.