2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

Right, either he's a complete football idiot or he's trolling.

The former versus the latter.

 

[boozeman]

Goddammit.

 

[mcnuttz]

Flournoy spits fire, boy!

 

[Chocolate Lab]

The last guy I remember them touting as a webback was Tavon Austin, and we all know that worked out tremendously awesome and he took the league by storm.

That was my first thought. I thought I was taking crazy pills for a second because didn't PF say the same thing about getting him a couple dozen touches per game? I swear he did.

 

[Genghis Khan]

That was my first thought. I thought I was taking crazy pills for a second because didn't PF say the same thing about getting him a couple dozen touches per game? I swear he did.

I think something similar yes.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Yep, here is that dipshit. Does he have early onset dementia? (Or is this more dumbassery from Downey?)

Determining What Tavon Austin's Role With The Cowboys Might Look Like
May 16, 2018 at 07:37 AM

David Helman
DallasCowboys.com Staff Writer

FRISCO, Texas – It's amazing that, in this age of information, things can still get twisted so easily.
That applies to a million different facets of life – many of them being far more important than NFL football. But my job is to write stuff about the Dallas Cowboys, and sometimes I'm at a loss for how simple facts can become so confused.

For a latest example, I'm looking squarely at the acquisition of Tavon Austin back during the 2018 NFL Draft. The Cowboys sent a sixth-round pick to the Rams, and in exchange they received Austin – a diminutive, lightning fast skill player, originally drafted in the first round back in 2013.

I chose the phrase "skill player" deliberately, because at this point there's 18 different talking points about what he's going to do here. Stephen Jones and Jason Garrett confused the entire football world on draft weekend, when they continually referred to Austin as a "web back." Jones didn't make things any easier in the same press conference, when he suggested Austin might get the ball "a dozen to 20 times, two dozen times a game" in the Cowboys' offense.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Yep, here is that dipshit. Does he have early onset dementia? (Or is this more dumbassery from Downey?)

Determining What Tavon Austin's Role With The Cowboys Might Look Like
May 16, 2018 at 07:37 AM

David Helman
DallasCowboys.com Staff Writer

FRISCO, Texas – It's amazing that, in this age of information, things can still get twisted so easily.
That applies to a million different facets of life – many of them being far more important than NFL football. But my job is to write stuff about the Dallas Cowboys, and sometimes I'm at a loss for how simple facts can become so confused.

For a latest example, I'm looking squarely at the acquisition of Tavon Austin back during the 2018 NFL Draft. The Cowboys sent a sixth-round pick to the Rams, and in exchange they received Austin – a diminutive, lightning fast skill player, originally drafted in the first round back in 2013.

I chose the phrase "skill player" deliberately, because at this point there's 18 different talking points about what he's going to do here. Stephen Jones and Jason Garrett confused the entire football world on draft weekend, when they continually referred to Austin as a "web back." Jones didn't make things any easier in the same press conference, when he suggested Austin might get the ball "a dozen to 20 times, two dozen times a game" in the Cowboys' offense.

I'm starting to think this is dumbassery from Downey and we got sucked.

I find it hard to believe even an idiot like Jones re-used the exact same words.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I'm starting to think this is dumbassery from Downey and we got sucked.

I find it hard to believe even an idiot like Jones re-used the exact same words.

"We"?

~ side eye to booze ~

 

[p1_]

Does he really think fans are going to get hyped over Turpin?

I get the feeling they foresee a significant step forward in the second year in the
McCarthy Texmex offense.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Pepperidge Farm remembers

 

[Genghis Khan]

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Yeah, I forgot he does this shit. I don't know why people do this stuff. It's not funny, potentially confusing, and makes the poster (Downey in this case) look like an ass that you should give zero respect.

 

[p1_]

Makes the poster (Downey in this case) look like an ass that you should give zero respect.

he does this fairly often.

 

[boozeman]

I'm starting to think this is dumbassery from Downey and we got sucked.

I find it hard to believe even an idiot like Jones re-used the exact same words.

Nah. It was my fault.

I shall deliver accountability to myself.

 

[Bill Shatner]

 

[UncleMilti]

Yep, here is that dipshit. Does he have early onset dementia? (Or is this more dumbassery from Downey?)

Determining What Tavon Austin's Role With The Cowboys Might Look Like
May 16, 2018 at 07:37 AM

David Helman
DallasCowboys.com Staff Writer

FRISCO, Texas – It's amazing that, in this age of information, things can still get twisted so easily.
That applies to a million different facets of life – many of them being far more important than NFL football. But my job is to write stuff about the Dallas Cowboys, and sometimes I'm at a loss for how simple facts can become so confused.

For a latest example, I'm looking squarely at the acquisition of Tavon Austin back during the 2018 NFL Draft. The Cowboys sent a sixth-round pick to the Rams, and in exchange they received Austin – a diminutive, lightning fast skill player, originally drafted in the first round back in 2013.

I chose the phrase "skill player" deliberately, because at this point there's 18 different talking points about what he's going to do here. Stephen Jones and Jason Garrett confused the entire football world on draft weekend, when they continually referred to Austin as a "web back." Jones didn't make things any easier in the same press conference, when he suggested Austin might get the ball "a dozen to 20 times, two dozen times a game" in the Cowboys' offense.

It’s nice knowing I won’t be investing any weekends to this shitshow of a football team and it’s wrinkled dumbass “GM” Jerry Jones.
Thanks Jerruh!!

 

[Bill Shatner]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I mean he isn't wrong. A leader would be out their practicing with the team. Helping to motivate others.

 

[boozeman]

 

[p1_]

 

[Genghis Khan]

Damn. RIP