2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

Wait...who the fuck is the fiddler?

Basically flat out saying that they're going to use this season to reset the salary cap picture over the next 3-5 years.

 

[Simpleton]

Gonna be real cool and fun when Sanders forces his son to Dallas and then is shown on TV 25 times each game.

 

[boozeman]

Gonna be real cool and fun when Sanders forces his son to Dallas and then is shown on TV 25 times each game.

Wouldn‘t it be normal to have your head coach on the screen 25 times a game?

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

If they let Dak play it out this year without an extension, I will forgive Jerry for his no-show act in free agency.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Genghis Khan]

We can always count on the team to make the worst decision of all possible options.

 

[Genghis Khan]

If they let Dak play it out this year without an extension, I will forgive Jerry for his no-show act in free agency.

No it's not good unless they let him walk, which they won't. So the only thing waiting will do is to make him more expensive.

 

[boozeman]

We can always count on the team to make the worst decision of all possible options.

Goof Son fucked up the timing of Prescott’s first contract, it would make sense they fail again.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

If they let Dak play it out this year without an extension, I will forgive Jerry for his no-show act in free agency.

Amen. I may fall over dead if it happens, though.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

I don't give one shit what Jerry Jones has to say. Not one.

 

[Cujo]

We're still in dark times as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Cotton]

WTF is he looking at?

 

[Bill Shatner]

It didn’t take long for all the talking heads to get past Jerry’s “All In” mantra and start deflecting away from the pure joke this offseason has been.
The fact we lost a ton of players, didn’t aquire any huge difference makers in FA because well, they didn’t want to spend anything in FA along with us probably reaching in the draft tells me a lot about how the season will go. Hilarious.

You know what it is. JUST LIKE AN EXTRA DRAFT PICK

 

[Bill Shatner]

We're still in dark times as far as I'm concerned.

Absolutely. What else could 3 decades without a championship be considered? This is BY FAR the worst stretch in Cowboys history. I mean this is what? Over double the drought between the 70s and 90s championship teams?

 

[Rev]

WTF is he looking at?

Who knows why Rosie does the things she does. Somebody that looks like Trump probably walked by.