2024 Cowboys Free Agency Thread

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[boozeman]

God’s work being done here.

 

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God’s work being done here.

Spaulding collected enough cans alongside the highway to sign him.

 

[Genghis Khan]

“Can afford”

These motherfuckers gonna be applying for food stamps and Medicaid before long. I assume retards can still get Medicaid in Texas, yes?

Exactly. That's what pisses me off, them pretending like they simply don't have cap space.

Funny how every other fucking team figures it out.

 

[Simpleton]

They're trolling at this point.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Gallup doesn't register as a positive on the roster anymore.

Agreed, but it's a roster spot that still needs to be filled by someone.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Exactly. That's what pisses me off, them pretending like they simply don't have cap space.

Funny how every other fucking team figures it out.

Because we know that it isn't about cap space. It's about them keeping their money rather than investing it into the team.

 

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[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

God bless you, Ernie. Don't listen to your detractors.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

This is all intentional. Don't create room until you need it. Then you can claim, we just don't have the cap!!!

 

[p1_]

God bless you, Ernie. Don't listen to your detractors.

Ernie’s bid for Twitter legitimacy.

 

[bbgun]

Henry to Bmore, so Ernie was wrong.

 

[boozeman]

 

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[Smitty]

All we are doing is creating a lame-duck scenario. It's like they want to set up McCarthy to fail.

Here's the thing, if creating this doomed to fail scenario was going to allow us to frame Prescott to dump him, fine, but we all know that we are going to re-sign him to his ridiculous $60m+ a year ask anyway.

But if we WERE just going to tear it down, fine. Let these players get away. But trade Prescott and start over.

They are stuck in retardville mediocrity.

 

[p1_]

Henry to Bmore, so Ernie was wrong.

Color me shocked.

 

[boozeman]

We are fucked at RB.

 

[p1_]

All we are doing is creating a lame-duck scenario. It's like they want to set up McCarthy to fail.

Here's the thing, if creating this doomed to fail scenario was going to allow us to frame Prescott to dump him, fine, but we all know that we are going to re-sign him to his ridiculous $60m+ a year ask anyway.

But if we WERE just going to tear it down, fine. Let these players get away. But trade Prescott and start over.

They are stuck in retardville mediocrity.

It seems obvious to me this is the plan.

 

[Smitty]

We need a real goddamn GM so bad.