2022 Season | Week 8 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Bears at Cowboys | 10/30/2022

[data]

you had an early dinner at 4pm. Now it’s 11:30pm and you’re a little hungry. What’s your go-to late snack

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Brown is personal protector on the punt team, too. And IIRC Rico might have done that before?

We better not get a punt blocked today.

 

[Foobio]

you had an early dinner at 4pm. Now it’s 11:30pm and you’re a little hungry. What’s your go-to late snack

I try to avoid filling the prison wallet this late at night

 

[Cotton]

you had an early dinner at 4pm. Now it’s 11:30pm and you’re a little hungry. What’s your go-to late snack

I have no idea. I rarely stay up to 11:30pm.

 

[Cotton]

Brown is personal protector on the punt team, too. And IIRC Rico might have done that before?

They are going to have Pollard do that.

 

[Cotton]

I try to avoid filling the prison wallet this late at night

But, at noon it's okay to shove a piece of pizza up your ass? Foo, I have known you a long time, and I must say... this surprises me a bit.

 

[shoop]

For those that have never heard of a prison wallet, you're welcome.

Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?

Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

How many people have not seen Deadpool 2, or just completely missed the joke?

 

[Cotton]

How many people have not seen Deadpool 2, or just completely missed the joke?

I don't know, but I said it in front of two guys at work yesterday and they had no clue what I was talking about.

 

[shoop]

I don't know, but I said it in front of two guys at work yesterday and they had no clue what I was talking about.

Follow up question. How did you work that into conversation?

 

[mcnuttz]

you had an early dinner at 4pm. Now it’s 11:30pm and you’re a little hungry. What’s your go-to late snack

Glass of water

 

[mcnuttz]

I try to avoid filling the prison wallet this late at night

No deposits after 7.

 

[Cotton]

Follow up question. How did you work that into conversation?

We were retrieving radio batteries and couldn't carry them all. I told one of the guys that he was going to have to use his prison wallet for the batteries he couldn't carry in pockets. He looked at me like I was speaking Cantonese.

 

[Cotton]

Trevor intercepted yet again. I said when he came out he would flame out in this league.

 

[Genghis Khan]

you had an early dinner at 4pm. Now it’s 11:30pm and you’re a little hungry. What’s your go-to late snack

I almost never snack.

 

[Genghis Khan]

How many people have not seen Deadpool 2, or just completely missed the joke?

I haven't seen any Deadpools.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

David Moore saying the team really likes Malik Davis as a RB and thinks he'll get a decent number of carries today. Says Dowdle was only above him for ST not as a RB -- which we thought, but it's good to hear confirmed.

Also, the roof and doors are open for one of the rare times for a day game. All kinds of craziness going on today.

 

[Cotton]

At the game yesterday there was this cop that was a little guy. I mean, like 4'6" little guy. He was directing traffic at an intersection.

Me and 4 of the guys I work with were standing nearby in a parking lot and the comments were gold.

"I bet he goes through life hating the fact that he doesn't get ride many rollercoasters"

"I took him a bottle of water, but made sure to add some vitamins to help his bones develop properly" >> "I hope they were Flintstone vitamins, because that's all they can take at that age"

"They really would be better suited to just dress him up in orange and let him be a traffic cone"

"Is that Frodo??"

And on and on and on.

 

[Cotton]

I haven't seen any Deadpools.

Dude, I know this is cliché, but WHAT THE FUCK?

 

[data]

At the game yesterday there was this cop that was a little guy. I mean, like 4'6" little guy. He was directing traffic at an intersection.

Me and 4 of the guys I work with were standing nearby in a parking lot and the comments were gold.

"I bet he goes through life hating the fact that he doesn't get ride many rollercoasters"

"I took him a bottle of water, but made sure to add some vitamins to help his bones develop properly" >> "I hope they were Flintstone vitamins, because that's all they can take at that age"

"They really would be better suited to just dress him up in orange and let him be a traffic cone"

"Is that Frodo??"

And on and on and on.

“Gonna need you to start the gameday chatter thread tomorrow, Ace”

 

[Cotton]

“Gonna need you to start the gameday chatter thread tomorrow, Ace”

Took me a minute.