2022 Season | Week 8 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Bears at Cowboys | 10/30/2022

[Texas Ace]

I would not like that. I would not like to live in Oregon.

Can you imagine?

What kind of degenerate would we have to be to start drinking at 9 am?

I mean, you know how long it's been since I've done that?

It's been an entire 2 weeks!

 

[Texas Ace]

I was told there would be snacks.

I think they're in Booze's storage unit.

 

[mcnuttz]

I knew a fellow comedic genius such as yourself would appreciate this.

I wept.

 

[Texas Ace]

Conversely if we win, this will need to happen every week.

Two things don't happen on my watch:

We don't lose gameday threads that I start and the Cowboys don't lose games that I attend.

I've been pitching a perpetual perfect game.

 

[Texas Ace]

How does Wilson miss that wide open man running the out?

He had plenty of time too.

I thought he had a lot left to offer but he just might be done.

 

[Rev]

I think they're in Booze's storage unit.

Dont go in there because you might not come back out.

 

[Cotton]

I think they're in Booze's storage unit.

Gross.

 

[Rev]

@Genghis Khan They are doing a special on Josh Allen on NFL network right now.

 

[bbgun]

Think GB regrets not trading Rodgers for the same package of pics Denver sent to Seattle?

 

[Cotton]

I think they're in Booze's storage unit.

Anyone ever heard the phrase "prison wallet"? Yeah, that's what I thought of when I read this.

 

[Cotton]

For those that have never heard of a prison wallet, you're welcome.

Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?

Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

 

[Cotton]

Just because I was bored. Here are some daily stats from our board...

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[mcnuttz]

We deserve to lose this one.

 

[Cotton]

Or if you're more of a graph person...

 

[mcnuttz]

Ready for Malik the Freak?

 

[data]

For those that have never heard of a prison wallet, you're welcome.

Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?

Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

@Texas Ace

As todays thread Captain, you’re responsibility to get this thread back on the rails

 

[Cotton]

Ready for Malik the Freak?

I'm excited to see what he does. He has a fantastic ability to make people miss in tight spaces. Just don't get cute with him. Run it down their throats. Keep Pollard and Davis both fresh and let them eat.

 

[mcnuttz]

These stat posts do not count toward the minimum post threshold.

 

[Foobio]

 

[Cotton]

These stat posts do not count toward the minimum post threshold.

Who died and made you statgawd?