2022 Season | Week 8 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Bears at Cowboys | 10/30/2022

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At the game yesterday there was this cop that was a little guy. I mean, like 4'6" little guy. He was directing traffic at an intersection.

Me and 4 of the guys I work with were standing nearby in a parking lot and the comments were gold.

"I bet he goes through life hating the fact that he doesn't get ride many rollercoasters"

"I took him a bottle of water, but made sure to add some vitamins to help his bones develop properly" >> "I hope they were Flintstone vitamins, because that's all they can take at that age"

"They really would be better suited to just dress him up in orange and let him be a traffic cone"

"Is that Frodo??"

And on and on and on.
Bottom line, guys are dicks. But, some of the comments were hilarious.
 

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Anyone seen Central Intelligence with Kevin Hart and The Rock? I have heard it is funny, but didn't want to waste my time if it wasn't good.
 

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Nice pass from Russ.
 

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Did Trevor just get intercepted yet again? Yes. Yes, he did.
 

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I love today' uniform combo.

It's a modern but still conservative look.

Cowboys by 13.
 

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Jerry will let the gameplan be known.
 

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Just realized that Fields beat Parsons in college. The Lion just got even more hungry.
 

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LETS FUCKING GO!
 

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Tolbert out with the starters...
 

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They better kick out of the back of the endzone every time on kickoffs and kick away from his protection on punts. He is going to break one at some point.
 
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