2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[mcnuttz]

this is comical

like a true GM would

 

[p1_]

There were like 10 tweets in a row starting with "Jerry Jones said." Does this team have a head coach?

The coach doesn’t seem to have a regularly scheduled radio show.

 

[p1_]

Why, how nice of you to ask:

Aka Thigh Slapper.

 

[mcnuttz]

Why, how nice of you to ask:

Put him in the Rowdy costume.

 

[boozeman]

 

[mcnuttz]

It doesn't really even upset me but it's just silly. The man is delusional or this is purely a marketing ploy. Hoping to keep Dak and the Cowboys in the media every week with speculation. Who cares if that hurts the team, we can market the product better!

He's watching the bottom line, that 2nd-most valuable franchise is slowly making ground!

 

[boozeman]

I must finally be broken. None of this upsets me in the slightest.

I am totally numb at this stage. Jerry Jones is so damn predictable.

 

[Cujo]

Why, how nice of you to ask:

Oh, yeah, fuck that.

 

[Cujo]

I bet their under win total at 10.5. They should pay me now.

 

[p1_]

I am totally numb at this stage. Jerry Jones is so damn predictable.

What’s strange is, he doesn’t think for a moment how absurd he sounds. Nucking futs.

 

[Cotton]

 

[p1_]

 

[Genghis Khan]

Take the under still.

 

[mcnuttz]

I hope that's not the case, pretty trashy if so.

 

[Cujo]

I'd still take the under.

 

[Cujo]

I hope that's not the case, pretty trashy if so.

@boozeman You were right. He's already ruined. Record fucking time.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Delusional. Takes 4 weeks for a bone to even heal.

DiD yOu SeE tEh X-rAyS????

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

A plate and screws and you're telling that he will be back in less than 4 weeks when the break is ON HIS THROWING HAND? GTFO

 

[mcnuttz]

They're going overboard with the sunshine pumping.