2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[bbgun]

They did, but he didn’t bring his puppet

the kid on the right is contemplating murder

 

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[boozeman]

I could see this. McCarthy was a notoriously lazy MFer in GB and I can see the same thing happening here.

 

[Smitty]

Talk radio is saying we should sign Cam.

At least it’s not saying Kaepernick.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I could see this. McCarthy was a notoriously lazy MFer in GB and I can see the same thing happening here.

Feh. We were talking about this before. He's complained in the media about not calling plays, so it's not like he doesn't want to. No doubt in my mind it was part of the deal taking the job that Kellen would do it, keep the former offense, etc.

 

[Smitty]

Maybe you should have let the head coach install his own offense.

Fucking Jerry, man.

 

[boozeman]

Maybe you should have let the head coach install his own offense.

Fucking Jerry, man.

Maybe the head coach was fine with just being a walk around?

 

[shoop]

At least it’s not saying Kaepernick.

I'd take it for the entertainment value and to shut people up that he never got a chance. That and it would hopefully screw over Jerry at the same time. that being said it will never happen.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Maybe the head coach was fine with just being a walk around?

It's his third year here, shouldn't he have learned the language by now? Shit the head coach who is a walk around guy should know the plays on offense and defense for fucks sake.

 

[jsmith6919]

At least it’s not saying Kaepernick.

ESPN pregame tonight did lol

 

[data]

It's his third year here, shouldn't he have learned the language by now? Shit the head coach who is a walk around guy should know the plays on offense and defense for fucks sake.

McCarthy doesn’t want to learn a shitty system

 

[Genghis Khan]

There's zero chance this is true.

 

[Genghis Khan]

These were piss poor execution to be honest. They shouldn't call it if they're not ready to run it, and also the timing wasn't great to call these...but the preparation honestly looks like poor coaching.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

It’s the direct result of having a drunken carnival barker and his know nothin, penny pinching dumb shit son running the organization.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

They are bringing back the Nooch.

Good. Name him the starter for the rest of the season and lock down the #1 overall pick.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Dig that, you ignurt sumbitch!

I laughed way too hard at that comment.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I hope it stays that way all season.

 

[ravidubey]

Good. Name him the starter for the rest of the season and lock down the #1 overall pick.

The ease of schedule won’t let that happen.

And supposing you got the #1 overall pick and a perfect QB candidate was there, the Cowboys would trade down for piss poor trade value preferring to “reload” rather than rebuild.

Then they’d draft the best CB in the draft, an injured LB who fell to the top of the second round, and a 3T who fell because of character concerns but was really “a star” because our coaching staff and world-class facilities and stuff. In the 4th, they’d get another CB and a WR who could play special teams in the 5th.

Later that evening surveying another low impact draft, we’d all blow our brains out.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

The ease of schedule won’t let that happen.

And supposing you got the #1 overall pick and a perfect QB candidate was there, the Cowboys would trade down for piss poor trade value preferring to “reload” rather than rebuild.

Then they’d draft the best CB in the draft, an injured LB who fell to the top of the second round, and a 3T who fell because of character concerns but was really “a star” because our coaching staff and world-class facilities and stuff. In the 4th, they’d get another CB and a WR who could play special teams in the 5th.

Later that evening surveying another low impact draft, we’d all blow our brains out.

There is nothing to disagree with in this post.