2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[shoop]

Who wants to take first stab at it?

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[1bigfan13]

Who wants to take first stab at it?

Dak Prescott TD passes: 31.5 UNDER
Dak Prescott pass yards: 4,300.5 UNDER
Ezekiel Elliott rush yards: 850.5 OVER
CeeDee Lamb rec. yards: 1,200.5 UNDER
CeeDee Lamb TD catches: 7.5 OVER
Micah Parsons sacks: 11.5 OVER
Trevon Diggs interceptions: 4.5 OVER

 

[Genghis Khan]

Dak Prescott TD passes: 31.5 UNDER
Dak Prescott pass yards: 4,300.5 UNDER
Ezekiel Elliott rush yards: 850.5 OVER
CeeDee Lamb rec. yards: 1,200.5 UNDER
CeeDee Lamb TD catches: 7.5 OVER
Micah Parsons sacks: 11.5 OVER
Trevon Diggs interceptions: 4.5 OVER

I agree with every single one of your guesses.

 

[data]

Dak Prescott TD passes: 31.5 UNDER
Dak Prescott pass yards: 4,300.5 UNDER
Ezekiel Elliott rush yards: 850.5 OVER
CeeDee Lamb rec. yards: 1,200.5 UNDER
CeeDee Lamb TD catches: 7.5 OVER
Micah Parsons sacks: 11.5 OVER
Trevon Diggs interceptions: 4.5 OVER

Woah. Chill out with the red. That’s reserved for posters inside the War Room

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

I can't say it enough times. Get Zeke and Pollard on the field at the same time a lot.

 

[Texas Ace]

A perfect example of do as I say, not as I do:

 

[boozeman]

A perfect example of do as I say, not as I do:

Fuck you for posting this poison.

 

[Texas Ace]

Fuck you for posting this poison.

How rich is HIM saying they need to stick to the run and not fall in love with the pass?



I mean, I can't be the only one who finds that comical.

 

[data]

How rich is HIM saying they need to stick to the run and not fall in love with the pass?



I mean, I can't be the only one who finds that comical.

Jason Garrett with his offensive tips to beat Tampa’s defense pretty much contradicts his M.O. here

• Be patient with running game
• Don’t throw the ball 50+ times

 

[Sheik]

He’s going to throw TDs to Kenny Hill?

 

[1bigfan13]

A perfect example of do as I say, not as I do:

That's why he's in the booth. Logically he knows the right answer but in the moment he can't help but default to the passing game.

 

[shoop]

This is why some people make good analysts/teachers while not necessarily able to do the job themselves.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

He's in the booth because Jerry got him the job. As if $65+ million for 13 years of spare-ass coaching weren't enough.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Why do I feel like this is a much bigger deal than they're telling us?

 

[Rev]

Why do I feel like this is a much bigger deal than they're telling us?

Because it always happens this way.

 

[NoDak]

He's in the booth because Jerry got him the job. As if $65+ million for 13 years of spare-ass coaching weren't enough.

Damn. Jerry's got stroke with the networks too? Impressive.

 

[p1_]

Because it always happens this way.

last year's calf muscle comes readily to mind.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Damn. Jerry's got stroke with the networks too? Impressive.

Well they couldn't have hired that ginger fuck based on merit.

Just work with me a little here.