2017 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[1bigfan13]

We signed Luke McCown.

Championship!

Wait. Is that the right McCown?

 

[boozeman]

We signed Luke McCown.

Championship!

Wait. Is that the right McCown?

No.

This is the less accomplished one.

But he did have a sweet commercial.

 

[DLK150]

We signed Luke McCown.

Championship!

Wait. Is that the right McCown?

Eh, just another camp body. Shoot, I didn't even realize the McCowns were still bouncing around the league after all this time.

 

[Carp]

I have been watching our old Super Bowls...the flood of dread came rushing back when Tasker blocked the punt after our first drive.

 

[boozeman]

I have been watching our old Super Bowls...the flood of dread came rushing back when Tasker blocked the punt after our first drive.

As poorly as that game started, it is amazing it turned out like it did. Norton goal line stand was a turning point.

 

[Carp]

As poorly as that game started, it is amazing it turned out like it did. Norton goal line stand was a turning point.

After the Washington interception we had the ball around the 50...Emmitt got stuffed twice...then Aikman on 3rd and long hit Irvin for a deep slant that picked upnthe first. Energy changed immediately.

 

[vince]

After the Washington interception we had the ball around the 50...Emmitt got stuffed twice...then Aikman on 3rd and long hit Irvin for a deep slant that picked upnthe first. Energy changed immediately.

Aikman's passes looked so quick, accurate and decisive. Rarely did I see him throw a pass where he looked unsure.

 

[2233boys]

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2017/05/nfl_arrests_which_teams_have_t.html

 

[2233boys]

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2017/05/nfl_arrests_which_teams_have_t.html

Suspensions since 2000 is another matter
Broncos 21
Redskins 21
Browns 20
Cowboys 18 7 of those from McClain and Gregory
Panthers 17
Bucs 17
Ravens 16
Bears 16
Vikings 15
Jets 15
Bengals 14
Giants 14
Jags 13
Chiefs 13
Rams 13
Seahwaks 13
Bills 12
Lions 12
Packers 12
Colts 12
Dolphins 12
Pats 12
Titans 12
Cardinals 11
Saints 11
Chargers 11
Falcons 10
Raiders 9
Steelers 9
49ers 7
Texans 6
Eagles 4

 

[boozeman]

 

[DLK150]

Suspensions since 2000 is another matter
Broncos 21
Redskins 21
Browns 20
Cowboys 18 7 of those from McClain and Gregory
Panthers 17
Bucs 17
Ravens 16
Bears 16
Vikings 15
Jets 15
Bengals 14
Giants 14
Jags 13
Chiefs 13
Rams 13
Seahwaks 13
Bills 12
Lions 12
Packers 12
Colts 12
Dolphins 12
Pats 12
Titans 12
Cardinals 11
Saints 11
Chargers 11
Falcons 10
Raiders 9
Steelers 9
49ers 7
Texans 6
Eagles 4

I wonder what the total number of games lost to suspensions would be. Dallas would almost have to be up near the top.

 

[2233boys]

I wonder what the total number of games lost to suspensions would be. Dallas would almost have to be up near the top.

I just deleted my spread sheet. The fact that Gregory and McClain account for 7 different suspensions is infuriating.

It is funny though on the list, it had 1 Wr I had never even heard of.

 

[DLK150]

I just deleted my spread sheet. The fact that Gregory and McClain account for 7 different suspensions is infuriating.

It is funny though on the list, it had 1 Wr I had never even heard of.

Yeah, Dallas has been waaay to patient with some guys while hoping they get their shit together.

Not sure but that WR was probably fifth string, a camp body or PS player, I couldn't tell you. Remember anything about his name?

 

[2233boys]

Yeah, Dallas has been waaay to patient with some guys while hoping they get their shit together.

Not sure but that WR was probably fifth string, a camp body or PS player, I couldn't tell you. Remember anything about his name?

I think Evans was his last name.

 

[2233boys]

Just looked it up again 111 games (not including McClain's indefinite suspension)

6-Sep-04 1 Leonardo Carson DT Dallas Cowboys
14-Oct-08 4 Adam Jones CB Dallas Cowboys
11-Aug-14 4 Orlando Scandrick CB Dallas Cowboys
29-Aug-14 4 Jakar Hamilton FS Dallas Cowboys
2-Sep-14 10 Josh Brent NT Dallas Cowboys
22-Apr-15 10 Greg Hardy DE Dallas Cowboys
2-Jul-15 4 Rolando McClain LB Dallas Cowboys
28-Aug-15 4 R. J. Dill OL Dallas Cowboys
19-Feb-16 4 Randy Gregory DE Dallas Cowboys
30-Jun-16 4 DeMarcus Lawrence DE Dallas Cowboys
30-Jun-16 10 Rolando McClain LB Dallas Cowboys
29-Sep-16 10 Randy Gregory DE Dallas Cowboys
20-Nov-16 16 Rolando McClain LB Dallas Cowboys
2-Dec-16 indefinite Rolando McClain LB Dallas Cowboys
5-Jan-17 16 Randy Gregory DE Dallas Cowboys
21-Apr-17 4 Shaquelle Evans WR Dallas Cowboys
28-Jun-17 4 David Irving DE Dallas Cowboys
28-Jul-17 2 Damontre Moore DE Dallas Cowboys

 

[DLK150]

I think Evans was his last name.

Yeah, Shaquelle/Shaq Evans. UCLA product who at one point had committed to Notre Dame but transferred if I remember right.

 

[DLK150]

Just looked it up again 111 games (not including McClain's indefinite suspension)

6-Sep-04 1 Leonardo Carson DT Dallas Cowboys
14-Oct-08 4 Adam Jones CB Dallas Cowboys
11-Aug-14 4 Orlando Scandrick CB Dallas Cowboys
29-Aug-14 4 Jakar Hamilton FS Dallas Cowboys
2-Sep-14 10 Josh Brent NT Dallas Cowboys
22-Apr-15 10 Greg Hardy DE Dallas Cowboys
2-Jul-15 4 Rolando McClain LB Dallas Cowboys
28-Aug-15 4 R. J. Dill OL Dallas Cowboys
19-Feb-16 4 Randy Gregory DE Dallas Cowboys
30-Jun-16 4 DeMarcus Lawrence DE Dallas Cowboys
30-Jun-16 10 Rolando McClain LB Dallas Cowboys
29-Sep-16 10 Randy Gregory DE Dallas Cowboys
20-Nov-16 16 Rolando McClain LB Dallas Cowboys
2-Dec-16 indefinite Rolando McClain LB Dallas Cowboys
5-Jan-17 16 Randy Gregory DE Dallas Cowboys
21-Apr-17 4 Shaquelle Evans WR Dallas Cowboys
28-Jun-17 4 David Irving DE Dallas Cowboys
28-Jul-17 2 Damontre Moore DE Dallas Cowboys

That's pretty ridiculous and almost all of them are on the RHG's watch.

 

[2233boys]

That's pretty ridiculous and almost all of them are on the RHG's watch.

All but 2

 

[1bigfan13]

That's pretty ridiculous and almost all of them are on the RHG's watch.

All but 2

"We're making decisions that are in the best interest of the Cowboys."

 

[DLK150]

He clearly learned the art of deflection from Jerrah. I didn't listen to it all but did he smack his lips and say "Um, uh, errr?"