2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[p1_]

At the risk of inciting Sheik, I respectfully submit:

 

[Simpleton]

They've played nobody. The problem is they play very few 'somebodies' all year. Media around here are looking at their schedule and asking if they can go undefeated. That's how easy their schedule is.

They play (outside of us) Green Bay and Tennessee and that's about it.

They'll lose a few games of course, but they'll probably have a good record. But they're frauds. They'll buckle against good teams.

Agreed.

They're a solid team, and if they stay healthy they could make a run if things fall their way, but they've been quite lucky to this point and are mostly a paper tiger. If they played in the NFC West I think they'd be lucky to get to 10 wins.

With Dak playing at a reasonable level (i.e. 2018, early 2021) we're the better team.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Did anyone watch that Cards game much? I was at a bar and trying to keep half an eye on it, but of course we were playing then too.

I just wonder what Arizona did to slow them down so much. It's not like the Cards have had a lights-out defense this year.

 

[p1_]

 

[mcnuttz]

Can't believe at 1:27 Madden thought it was TEH SHANLE!!1! #nors

Frikkin Scott Shanle, right?

 

[Cotton]

^5

I hated McNabb so much.

Let me remind you just how much you should hate him...

 

[Rev]

Did anyone watch that Cards game much? I was at a bar and trying to keep half an eye on it, but of course we were playing then too.

I just wonder what Arizona did to slow them down so much. It's not like the Cards have had a lights-out defense this year.

It was the power of the lime green suit.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

On another note...

 

[boozeman]

Did anyone watch that Cards game much? I was at a bar and trying to keep half an eye on it, but of course we were playing then too.

I just wonder what Arizona did to slow them down so much. It's not like the Cards have had a lights-out defense this year.

Good question, I haven’t watched any of that game.

It is being broadcast again tomorrow night on NFLN.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Good question, I haven’t watched any of that game.

It is being broadcast again tomorrow night on NFLN.

Nice, I'll check some of that out.

 

[Cotton]

Nice, I'll check some of that out.

Please report back with your findings. kthxbai

 

[boozeman]

 

[P_T]

Which WWF wrestler is he emulating, or at least the inspiration for how he’s doing these promos?

Booker T’s catchline is something like Can you dig it, sucka. Instead of spinaroonie, he does the thigh slapping

That was Cyrus' line from the Warriors.

 

[data]

That was Cyrus' line from the Warriors.

Not a single thigh slap

 

[boozeman]

He is weeks away but it looks like we can add this guy to our defense this season, which I had my doubts about.

 

[.G2.]

He is weeks away but it looks like we can add this guy to our defense this season, which I had my doubts about.

This defense is scary good.

 

[boozeman]

This defense is scary good.

There should always be a “but” question.

 

[.G2.]

There should always be a “but” question.

But Philly is Ultra Gay?

 

[data]

But Philly is Ultra Gay?

GOOD ONE!