2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

Good year for Irish coaches.

 

[Texas Ace]

 

[p1_]

Don’t tell me he’s taken to post game rants now ?

 

[Texas Ace]

Don’t tell me he’s taken to post game rants now ?

One can only hope.

 

[NoDak]

No thigh slaps? I question if this guy is losing his fire.

 

[Cotton]

There is literally 0% chance that dude is married.

 

[p1_]

No thigh slaps? I question if this guy is losing his fire.

We know he’s clearly lost the marbles.

 

[Texas Ace]

There is literally 0% chance that dude is married.

Who do you think holds the camera for him?

 

[Cotton]

Who do you think holds the camera for him?

Either his "BFF" or his boyfriend.

 

[1bigfan13]

When its all said and done I think it'll end up being a two man race between Garrett and Parsons.

 

[1bigfan13]

Either his "BFF" or his boyfriend.

I clearly remember him including his daughter in one of his videos.

Once again proving the point that there's someone out there for everybody.

 

[Cotton]

I clearly remember him including his daughter in one of his videos.

Once again proving the point that there someone out there for everybody.

She is probably adopted.

 

[bbgun]

Once again proving the point that there someone out there for everybody.

Phew. That's a relief.

 

[Genghis Khan]

There is literally 0% chance that dude is married.

I'd almost guarantee he's married. He's got the air of someone who only has one thing left in his life.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'd almost guarantee he's married. He's got the air of someone who only has one thing left in his life.

He has a poor daughter too who is subjected to this abuse.

 

[Cotton]

I'd almost guarantee he's married. He's got the air of someone who only has one thing left in his life.

Good point.

 

[jsmith6919]

I'd almost guarantee he's married. He's got the air of someone who only has one thing left in his life.

I'd bet she's a Karen too. I mean ffs his whole personality is being a Cowboy fan

 

[data]

Which WWF wrestler is he emulating, or at least the inspiration for how he’s doing these promos?

Booker T’s catchline is something like Can you dig it, sucka. Instead of spinaroonie, he does the thigh slapping

 

[p1_]

 

[boozeman]

He has a poor daughter too who is subjected to this abuse.

Damn you are getting very emotionally invested in a person that, if it were legal, I would gladly mash the accelerator and run over.