2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cowboysrock55]

Well the point I was making by posting that was that he is clearly in a state of decline. I see it. I don't try to go find a reason to justify why him and his nose rings are consuming a chunk of the cap and making it harder for an already anxious cheapskate like Stephen Jones to field a team that is built to truly win now. That was such a bad, bad contract.

Remember when they restructured his contract instead of Coopers. Good times.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

That was such a bad, bad contract.

"Horrific" is too gentle a term.

 

[p1_]

The better he plays, the more shit on Stephen and Jerry’s dumb faces.

 

[boozeman]

The better he plays, the more shit on Stephen and Jerry’s dumb faces.

They don't care. They would probably take that shit and smear it all over their faces.

 

[Genghis Khan]

They don't care. They would probably take that shit and smear it all over their faces.

Jerry's biggest complaint would probably be that the Cowboys weren't mentioned in that tweet.

 

[boozeman]

Jerry's biggest complaint would probably be that the Cowboys weren't mentioned in that tweet.

Former Cowboy Cooper Makes Trade Look Foolish is a perfectly acceptable headline. Relevant, just being called a clown is publicity.

 

[p1_]

Former Cowboy Cooper Makes Trade Look Foolish is a perfectly acceptable headline. Relevant, just being called a clown is publicity.

One good thing is all the roasting the football media is doing. They’re all basically dumbfounded at the utter fucktardation.

 

[p1_]

Like me some Wilson.

 

[Cotton]

They don't care. They would probably take that shit and smear it all over their faces.

They would Simba themselves?

 

[bbgun]

DirecTV changes Dak Prescott's jersey color from blue to purple, at NFL's request

You've likely seen, one or twice or more often, the DirecTV commercial featuring Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott and members of the various Real Housewives shows.

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[boozeman]

DirecTV changes Dak Prescott's jersey color from blue to purple, at NFL's request

You've likely seen, one or twice or more often, the DirecTV commercial featuring Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott and members of the various Real Housewives shows.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

More demonstrative fucking proof that all the Joneses care about is money.

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Yeah, I know but what if?

 

[Genghis Khan]

More demonstrative fucking proof that all the Joneses care about is money.

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Yeah, I know but what if?

That article says that Goodell is Jerry's puppet.

Considering Jerry unsuccessfully tried to get him dumped, there's no way that's true.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That article says that Goodell is Jerry's puppet.

Considering Jerry unsuccessfully tried to get him dumped, there's no way that's true.

Name one thing Goodell has ever done to help us.

 

[boozeman]

That article says that Goodell is Jerry's puppet.

Considering Jerry unsuccessfully tried to get him dumped, there's no way that's true.

That was Game of Thrones shit.

Goodell is a master of politics. Just because the Grand Poobah wants you gone does not mean it happens.

 

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[Cowboysrock55]

Thos guy. I'm personally more curious than excited about this game. If we can win it I think we will be in contention at least when Dal comes back. We beat the Giants and we are looking at hopefully a 3-2 record going into the Eagles game. Maybe Dak is back around then if he can grip a ball.

If we lose to the Giants, it's sort of a sign that this thing is just going to go off the rails and I wouldn't put it past us being 1-4 going into the Eagles game.

 

[Simpleton]

Thos guy. I'm personally more curious than excited about this game. If we can win it I think we will be in contention at least when Dal comes back. We beat the Giants and we are looking at hopefully a 3-2 record going into the Eagles game. Maybe Dak is back around then if he can grip a ball.

If we lose to the Giants, it's sort of a sign that this thing is just going to go off the rails and I wouldn't put it past us being 1-4 going into the Eagles game.

Considering how weak our schedule is, and how weak the conference is, I think we'll make the playoffs as long as we're at least like 2-4 or 3-5 when Dak comes back, assuming he's not rushing back and mostly incapable because his hand is still fucked.

Probably won't be much of a contender for the division but I think we could rather easily get to 10-7 and a wild card considering our main competition is like...the Vikings? Saints? 49ers?

 

[Genghis Khan]

So who are the real cowboys? Getting spanked by a 2-0 Tampa team with Dak? Or squeaking by an 0-2 Bengals team with Rush?

We're probably somewhere in the middle, but I wouldn't assume we'll magically get good once Dak comes back, because it wasn't so good before he went out.

 

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[Chocolate Lab]

So who are the real cowboys? Getting spanked by a 2-0 Tampa team with Dak? Or squeaking by an 0-2 Bengals team with Rush?

We're probably somewhere in the middle, but I wouldn't assume we'll magically get good once Dak comes back, because it wasn't so good before he went out.

Agree, if Dak doesn't figure things out this team won't be very good no matter what else happens.

I do think it's helpful that the first two opponents have been good teams. The Bengals may be 0-2 but they did go to the Super Bowl last year and they have legit offensive talent. Most upcoming opponents won't be as good as those.

I like that a lot better than beating up on bad teams, getting too full of yourself, and then being shocked when you see what a talented team looks like... kind of like last year facing the Least and then playing a very solid Niners group.