2021 Cowboys Preseason Week 4 Gameday Chatter Thread | Jaguars @ Cowboys | 08/29/21

[Cotton]

No, the Golden Girls had a patio. You're drinking on a slab of concrete.

And a TV. Speaking of, I just bought a new TV for the patio. The one I have sucks monkey nuts and I never should have bought it to begin with. It's a Philips. I went with a 50" Samsung for its replacement. Wanted to go a little bigger, but I didn't want to spend a crap ton on the patio TV.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Dill. Dill is fantastic. The rest is trash.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Not like there was much doubt, but Jerry said in the pregame drunken interview that Hooker will make the team. Definite mancrush there. He loves him some Hooker. ~insert layup joke~

 

[Cotton]

The rest is trash.

Just as we were turning this relationship around, you go and do this.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

Not sure if I should or if I should .

 

[ZeroClub]

Trying to decide if I want to use this as my season dress rehearsal, as in start drinking at noon.

Did you last until noon?

 

[boozeman]

Did you last until noon?

Yes.

 

[boozeman]

Dill. Dill is fantastic. The rest is trash.

The sweet and bread and butter should be blasted into the sun.

 

[boozeman]

If I had to choose just one I think I'm going with bread and butter.

I knew there was something very very wrong with you.

 

[Cotton]

Did you last until noon?

Nope.

 

[boozeman]

Going with gummie and beer.

Let's see how this goes.

 

[Cotton]

The sweet and bread and butter should be blasted into the sun.

You should be blasted into the sun.

 

[Clff15701]

Um Moore not calling plays?

 

[Cotton]

Um Moore not calling plays?

They are prepping for if Moore ever gets put on teh covid list.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Let's just hope the players who might actually have to contribute this year stay healthy

 

[p1_]

ok, whos playin?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Um Moore not calling plays?

Mike said he always does this to help the careers of the young coaches. Plus he wants the coordinators focusing on Tampa, not anything about this game.

 

[Cotton]

That little draw bootleg just doesn't as well without Zeke in the game.

 

[Clff15701]

Already looks like a dumpster fire.