Cowboys vs Vikings | Week 9 Gameday Chatter Thread | 11/3/13

[1bigfan13]

I guess Kubiak had a heart attack on the field?

You know how excited this board would be if Jerry passed out on the field.

It would be akin to the Cowboys actually playing in the Super Bowl again.

I'm dead serious.

 

[1bigfan13]

Wade Phillips is taking the reigns in the second half.

 

[vince]

Wow Luck is sucking bad tonight.

 

[Cotton]

You know how excited this board would be if Jerry passed out on the field.

It would be akin to the Cowboys actually playing in the Super Bowl again.

I'm dead serious.

Wait, we will.

 

[Cotton]

Can we please get Ratliff off the banner?

 

[Cotton]

ESPN NFL - Texans say coach Gary Kubiak was alert and responsive when being transported to the hospital

 

[data]

Case Keenum is starting to develop like Romo 2.0

 

[data]

Then Collinsworth says 'second coming of Romo' no more than 1 minute afterwards.

Timestamped, bitch.

 

[data]

Hayward-Bey sucks

 

[data]

Why does the Colts' center always crank his neck immediately before he shotgun snaps?

 

[data]

QB late hit

 

[Genghis Khan]

Notice how Houston's dominance came grinding to a halt as soon as Wade took over?

 

[Simpleton]

How in the name of fuck did these idiots manage to run Murray only 3 times when he had racked up 31 yards and we were never down by more than 4?

I don't care whether Garrett is calling the plays or not, the design of the offense obviously points directly back to him.

 

[data]

THe NBC feed is pissing me off.

 

[1bigfan13]

Apparently the league will need to start putting coaches on the injury report.

Fox out 6-8 weeks
Kubiak doubtful.

 

[chevycowboys]

Wow there is some familiarity with Wades press conference!

 

[asklesko]

Apparently the league will need to start putting coaches on the injury report.

Fox out 6-8 weeks
Kubiak doubtful.

The Phuc list: physically unable to coach

 

[Plan9Misfit]

The Phuc list: physically unable to coach

Garrett should be on that list every week.

 

[1bigfan13]

Wow there is some familiarity with Wades press conference!

I know!

Dude started spouting off stats to prop his team who'd just lost.

No one even asked him about a specific player yet he felt the need to give us Case Keenum's stat line as if a solid individual performance softens the blow of a loss.

I definitely don't miss that.

 

[Texas Ace]

How in the name of fuck did these idiots manage to run Murray only 3 times when he had racked up 31 yards and we were never down by more than 4?

I don't care whether Garrett is calling the plays or not, the design of the offense obviously points directly back to him.

I didn't catch the entire game and I couldn't hear the audio because I was watching the game at a BBQ and wasn't all that interested.

The point is, when I saw Murray rarely see the field in the 2nd half, I assumed he was hurt. When I got home last night, and I read through the thread here and saw the stat line, I realized it was just Garrett not giving a shit about the running game as usual.

This team is so fucked. Even if by some miracle every player on this team magically developed the clutch gene and became excellent closers as opposed to choking losers, they would still lose games because this coaching staff is just horrendous.

This offense sucks and has sucked for 2 years straight and for 3 out of the last 4 years. There are no adjustments, no creativity, and worst of all, they are just flat out bad. I wanted the Vikes to win that yesterday because I honestly feel like losing to that team would've sent this team into a free fall, and that is the only chance we'd have to get rid of this joke of an offensive staff.