2023 Season | Wildcard Sunday | Packers at Cowboys | Gameday Chatter thread | 1/14/2024

[data]

He reported me(I assume it’s him)so my account is in limbo right now.

He won’t block me though. Not sure why.

What, might I ask, was the reportable response?

 

[bbgun]

 

[Simpleton]

And you know this how… because Jerry told you? Or because that’s what has been “reported”.

One thing is for certain, the birdies will be singing when they leave the Cowboys….just like everyone else who left before them talks about the circus atmosphere, questionable talent and lack of accountability.
I’ll be anxious to see what Quinn says.

Because he's always out on the road with McClay leading up to the draft and we're always bringing in pet cats of his throughout the draft and as UDFA's.

Guys like Overshown, Bell, Golston and so forth. Remember his infatuation with arm length and how we drafted like 3 of the top 5 DL in terms of arm length his very first year here?

 

[chevycowboys]

Of course its a circus. McCarthy has absolutely made it at least seem less Ike a circus, brought some consistency. But he definitely doesn't get his team up for big games and definitely has trouble beating teams with more talent on paper. Good coaches in the NFL can do that. That's on him, not Jerry.

Jerry sucks, but you can't just blame him for every single thing bad that happens.

I'm just talking about motivating your team to play a big game. That's it. How is that Jerry's fault?

Trust me I’m not saying that. McCarthy needs to go too. Horrible preparation

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Broaddus said on the postgame that Jerry knows Vrabel and is friends with him. I hadn't heard that before.

Then again, Broaddus is a dipshit, so there that.

 

[Simpleton]

Vrabel would be interesting, I'd be shocked but wouldn't complain if he brought Arthur Smith with him.

 

[bbgun]

Higbee just got kneecapped

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Because he's always out on the road with McClay leading up to the draft and we're always bringing in pet cats of his throughout the draft and as UDFA's.

Guys like Overshown, Bell, Golston and so forth. Remember his infatuation with arm length and how we drafted like 3 of the top 5 DL in terms of arm length his very first year here?

Yep. Nashon Wright... Sam Williams...

 

[data]

Tirico/Collinsworth talking new hits being illegal. They're gonna take every hit out of the game that isn't a pushdown.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

How did the whole league miss on Nacua? He's really good.

 

[data]

That was called holding? I mean, Parsons has .......

....fuck it.

 

[Sheik]

What, might I ask, was the reportable response?

Im just gunna be vague and say I probably deserved to be reported.

 

[data]

Im just gunna be vague and say I probably deserved to be reported.

You showed him the butthole shots from here, but he didn't block you because he knows you're holding out on the good ones.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Prescott is the reason we went down 14 points in the first quarter. Plus the overthrows to cooks. Time and time again he puts the team in the position they are in. Defense sucked too but championship QBs don’t turn the ball over constantly in the playoffs like this. He is too shaky when the pressure is on.

You're not wrong.

 

[data]

Rams not calling TO, huh. I don't see any reason for it.

 

[Tony D]

You're not wrong.

He is

 

[Genghis Khan]

Broaddus: "This offseason, Jerruh will reach out to people he trusts like Jimmy Johnson..."

That's the first name Broaddus mentions. Jimmy Johnson. ~Broaddus flush~

Love Jimmuh, but what the fuck does Jimmuh know about building a team today.

Oh I'd trust Jimmy over most people, but I am skeptical that he's on Jerry's short list of people he trusts considering the bullshit of the past couple decades. I can't imagine all of a sudden everything has changed

 

[Genghis Khan]

He is

How so?

 

[Genghis Khan]

It's not Jerry's fault (and he has a lot of faults) that this team comes out flat in big games, in playoff games they should win.

Don't be so sure his three ring circus, atmosphere of entitlement, over optimism, encouragement of cheese eating, and obliteration of organizational hierarchies doesn't play a significant role in all this.

 

[Genghis Khan]

When Parcells came in things improved immediately and it was drastic. No reason why that can’t happen again with Bellichick. Jerry is desperate and Bellichick has something to prove. It makes a lot of sense

I'm not so sure Jerry is that desperate.