Wildcard Sunday Chatter | Cowboys and Lions | 1/4/2015

[Cotton]

I was able to program my old laptops mousepad for one-touch refresh action. Now, I have to right click to open the menu and move the cursor to click on reload.

I know. First world problems.

I just hit F5.

 

[Cotton]

I see you.

You sonofa...

 

[data]

Posting at less than 100%...feel a cold coming on. Any nervous shit will be attributed to congestion.

If a full on flu hits you and the Cowboys win today, you still need to go to work.

If not, the football gods will curse you and us for eternity.

 

[data]

I just hit F5.

Not a fan. I've got short arms and can't reach the top keyboard row.

 

[Cotton]

Not a fan. I've got short arms and can't reach the top keyboard row.

It's funny cause you're Asian.

 

[Carp]

If a full on flu hits you and the Cowboys win today, you still need to go to work.

If not, the football gods will curse you and us for eternity.

I regret not wearing dark sweats.

 

[data]

These kick offs with touchbacks are such shit now. Just eliminate them.

 

[boozeman]

It appears that that Bengals gameplan is to pretend Rex Burkhead is Danny Woodhead.

Not much choice, I guess.

 

[Carp]

It appears that that Bengals gameplan is to pretend Rex Burkhead is Danny Woodhead.

Not much choice, I guess.

Go Huskers!

 

[boozeman]

Go Huskers!

Since you moved there, I feel like I barely know you. You went native quick.

 

[Carp]

Nice Chrysler commercial phil.

 

[Carp]

Since you moved there, I feel like I barely know you. You went native quick.

~puts foam corn cob on head~

 

[boozeman]

Do real people actually drink Coors Light?

Just checking.

 

[Carp]

That Romolicious girl...with the streaking mascara...refreshing.

 

[Carp]

Do real people actually drink Coors Light?

Just checking.

I used to when I was younger...it was a great shotgun beer.

 

[Texas Ace]

Do real people actually drink Coors Light?

Just checking.

Not only do I know someone who drinks it, but he also does so out of a straw.

My buddy's dad is the only person I've ever seen in my life drink beer through a straw.....out of a can, no less.

 

[data]

Do real people actually drink Coors Light?

Just checking.

I just asked my BIL the same thing.

 

[boozeman]

I used to when I was younger...it was a great shotgun beer.

Well, that's more of what I meant.

If you are out of your early twenties, have a stable income and a full set of teeth, I cannot see a real reason to drink it.

 

[Cotton]

If we don't have an American flag that covers the entire field, bad omen.

 

[Carp]

Not only do I know someone who drinks it, but he also does so out of a straw.

My buddy's dad is the only person I've ever seen in my life drink beer through a straw.....out of a can, no less.

Typing this one handed with a Zima in the other hand gives you no cred.