Wild Card Gameday Chatter|1/4/14

Choke on your steak, I said.

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I have the Keebler fudge striped ones. Solid.

If there is one thing I have noticed as I have got older...the quality of shit I loved as a kid has gone down.

Soft drinks? F that...take some shitty corn syrup in it.

Cookies? No can do, no sugar. Here is some unbleached enriched flour with riboflavin.

Steak? How about some antibiotics, asshole.
 
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Old Ass Ronnie Brown running downfield.

I guess that hurts Mike Zimmer's head coaching prospects.
 
I guess the Bengals can't complain that they faced the Texans on the road this time.
 
If there is one thing I have noticed as I have got older...the quality of shit I loved as a kid has gone down.

Soft drinks? F that...take some shitty corn syrup in it.

Cookies? No can do, no sugar. Here is some unbleached enriched flour with riboflavin.

Steak? How about some antibiotics, asshole.

I don't do sweets much at all.

How I was raised.

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I guess he has those two on his phone. FAIL.

I'm home now. I sped all the way and endangered my children just to make random gif time.
 
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He went to Outback and had a salad and spring water with a lime wedge

I did have a salad fo sho. With this smoked tomato dressing that was pretty f'ing good.
 
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