Week 17 Gameday Chatter | Cowboys at Redskins | 12/28/2014

[data]

Now Faith Hill...probably butt stuff.

Pink would do YOU in the butt.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'll guess Carrie Underwood only does missionary, no BJs, lights off at all times.

I mean if you go with the lights off you're just begging for the guy to imagine he is banging someone entirely different.

 

[townsend]

I'll guess Carrie Underwood only does missionary, no BJs, lights off at all times.

My girlfriend worked with a stage manager that claimed to stick her toothbrush up his ass because he heard her making fun of a retarded kid, cannot verify any of this.

 

[Carp]

Pink would do YOU in the butt.

Don't judge me.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

My girlfriend worked with a stage manager that claimed to stick her toothbrush up his ass because he heard her making fun of a retarded kid, cannot verify any of this.

That's a little gay of him...

 

[VA Cowboy]

When's the last time a 12-4 team didn't get a bye?

In the early '80's it seemed like a regular occurrence with Dallas. 12-4 in '80 and '83 and ended up 2nd in our division and a wildcard team. What figures is there were only 3 12-4 teams in the NFC, we beat one of them at their place and still end up being the odd team out.

What's really mind-blowing is this team was supposed to win 6 to 8 games and ended up 12-4. Our all-time best is 13-3. Who would've believed we'd come within one game of our franchise record for wins???

 

[Carp]

My girlfriend worked with a stage manager that claimed to stick her toothbrush up his ass because he heard her making fun of a retarded kid, cannot verify any of this.

I misread that and thought they stuck the toothbrush up the retarded kids butt.

 

[Carp]

In the early '80's it seemed like a regular occurrence with Dallas. 12-4 in '80 and '83 and ended up 2nd in our division and a wildcard team. What figures is there were only 3 12-4 teams in the NFC, we beat one of them at their place and still end up being the odd team out.

What's really mind-blowing is this team was supposed to win 6 to 8 games and ended up 12-4. Our all-time best is 13-3. Who would've believed we'd come within one game of our franchise record for wins???

I annually have us going 16-0. Who's laughing now?

 

[Cotton]

An 8 minute 400, props.

~wipes Whataburger mustard from chin~

What?

 

[Carp]

Newman has been fighting a Yeast infection.

 

[boozeman]

I'll guess Carrie Underwood only does missionary, no BJs, lights off at all times.

There is a reason Tony moved on and got with the freak in Simpson.

 

[Carp]

Props to Gradkowski...nice beard.

 

[Carp]

There is a reason Tony moved on and got with the freak in Simpson.

Yeah, but Tony strikes me as a once a week guy. Just stacks them on top of each other.

 

[boozeman]

So wait, the whole Steelers team has the shits?

Is that the story they are laying out here?

 

[Carp]

I think Bell is the best back in football.

 

[VA Cowboy]

I annually have us going 16-0. Who's laughing now?

---> me

 

[Carp]

So wait, the whole Steelers team has the shits?

Is that the story they are laying out here?

They are close to Hershey.

 

[VA Cowboy]

So wait, the whole Steelers team has the shits?

Is that the story they are laying out here?

Sh!tsburgh

 

[boozeman]

I would just love it if a Steeler player fills his pants on the field after a strong tackle for everyone to see.

 

[Carp]

I would just love it if a Steeler player fills his pants on the field after a strong tackle for everyone to see.

They call that the JoePa.