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I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!
 
I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!

If only you had a special porch like someone else on here.
 
I come home and I see that my daughter and wife have commandered the process.

They are watching this show called Married At First Sight.

For the last 12 fucking hours.

Uh, this is a Marvel Team Up that I was NOT prepared for.

And yes, I realize I have lost control of my household.

I have already admitted that I have failed in that duty.

Has anyone watched this? Any tips how to cope?

I do not have a workshop in the backyard and I cannot use the excuse I need to leave for some cigarettes.

Help!
At least they are not shopping on Amazon.
 
If only you had a special porch like someone else on here.
I do have a special safe place that is outside and fully enclosed.

There are only so many fucking cigarettes I can smoke before it becomes noticed.
 
Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open
 
Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open
I may have to try and watch that today at some point.
 
Roast of Tom Brady is fucking hilarious. I’m like and hour and a half in and I’m dying laughing. A bunch of has-been comedians unleashing their best material in years. Freaking raw, Brady, Belichick, Gisele, all of them get torn open
I think the hardest I laughed was at Nikki Glazer talking about Gronk and crypto.
 
The assault stopped around 900 last night. Thanks for the help, fags.
 
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