The Work Thread..

Lesbians, fornicators, sexual harassment claims, ex-Cowboy junkies, etc. Sure is a lot of drama at your workplace.
The whole job in HR is to manage the drama to keep your own fucking sanity. The one thing that is a major huge fucking drawback to not only the location, I would be in a cube. Ain’t no way nobody gonna box me in like that.
 
A cube but not an office? You need more confidence.
What the fuck are you talking about? That simply how they do it. It is a maze of cubes. That is gross. People are walking past you. And you have to acknowledge them. And the last time I went to corporate it was all a bunch of Arkie graduates in roles they were not even remotely experienced enough to mentally handle. Plus they were dumb kids.
 


I wish I had the fake wood panels in my office on Friday.
 
Is Arkansas more expensive than the Carolinas?
In general, no. But this is where the rich Arkies live. A normal house with a moderate commute is about $500. Not interested.
 
I am gonna fire this real bitch today.

I can do it anytime I want. I just need to decide how to fuck up her day the best way.

And her POS shit husband’s too.
Well, that's not nice.
 
I always have a choice each day when I go in to work.

Will I find Jesus or choose violence.

Today, I am choosing violence.
Aight then.
 
So anyways, this twat is very high on my list of all time bad hires. But the worst part is that is sort of feel sorry for firing her since she is the current bread winner for the family unit since her husband’s bullshit Workman’s Comp case has stopped paying and he is out of work.
 
I am gonna fire this real bitch today.

I can do it anytime I want. I just need to decide how to fuck up her day the best way.

And her POS shit husband’s too.
I thought you weren't supposed to enjoy terminations in HR?
 
So anyways, this twat is very high on my list of all time bad hires. But the worst part is that is sort of feel sorry for firing her since she is the current bread winner for the family unit since her husband’s bullshit Workman’s Comp case has stopped paying and he is out of work.
 
I am gonna fire this real bitch today.

I can do it anytime I want. I just need to decide how to fuck up her day the best way.

And her POS shit husband’s too.

Think of the children, ya heartless SOB.
 
Think of the children, ya heartless SOB.
It is only about six months old, born to one of the more worthless examples for a father that I have ever seen.

The guy is a career malingerer who also has fucked the majority of the females on his shift and only married her stupid kid since she was the lucky one who got knocked up.
 
OMG

I just logged into a Zoom call and this great big fat chick I have never seen before was the only other one in the room.

So I had to talk to her until other's got on.

Holy fuck, she is not only repulsive to look at, she doesn't even have a nice personality.

This is like having Jabba The Hutt in a blonde wig repeating PTO policy changes that were rolled out in February.

Seriously? This is unholy.

Maybe she heard me mutter under my breath when I logged on "who the fuck is she/her/it?".
 
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