The Work Thread..

[boozeman]

I'm reporting you to my shop steward.

You do that. Union personnel are the weakest cunts in my universe.

 

[Cotton]

When I get a job there, I want you to call me Loofa.

Fucking POTD.

 

[p1_]

Of course, some of the radical yutes want it on their name badge. But they don’t want to pay for a new one each time they change their “handle”. I have one fucking guy who is mad because I will not allow him to change his badge name to Big Money Wil, which he has made clear is his budding rap artist name and that is how he “identifies” now.

Fuck. My. Life.

I feel for you, man.

 

[roughneck266]

Of course, some of the radical yutes want it on their name badge. But they don’t want to pay for a new one each time they change their “handle”. I have one fucking guy who is mad because I will not allow him to change his badge name to Big Money Wil, which he has made clear is his budding rap artist name and that is how he “identifies” now.

Fuck. My. Life.

I will require "Big Daddy MooseCock". Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[boozeman]

I had to terminate two 20-year company associates today and it felt so damn good.

 

[Cotton]

I had to terminate two 20-year company associates today and it felt so damn good.

Been there.

 

[boozeman]

Been there.

These two cunts were the absolute pits.

One of the dumb but not so dumb but yeah he is really dumb ones. He thought he was untouchable. I chose violence, Decided to hit up my new Arkie hottie boss and she was like fuck him. Let him challenge it. I will support you, no question.

I wanna fuk this woman now.

 

[boozeman]

I also got told by Arkie hottie that I have a job in Arkansas if I want it. Thing is, I don’t really want to move there.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I also got told by Arkie hottie that I have a job in Arkansas if I want it. Thing is, I don’t really want to move there.

A move again so soon? Fack that shat.

 

[boozeman]

A move again so soon? Fack that shat.

It really would not be that bad to get a solid 30K in base. But that would probably get gobbled up.

 

[Genghis Khan]

People live in Arkansas?

 

[boozeman]

The other old ass one threw his badge at me.

 

[boozeman]

People live in Arkansas?

Shit, Arkansas has been booming for a bit.

It is not like shitholes in Texas, the Dakotas and Oklahoma.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I also got told by Arkie hottie that I have a job in Arkansas if I want it. Thing is, I don’t really want to move there.

But do you want the Arkie?

 

[boozeman]

But do you want the Arkie?

To has? No. She is a nice looking tool that now I can manipulate. But I ain’t gonna lie. She is so smokin’.

 

[boozeman]

She has married cops in both marriages.

 

[p1_]

I also got told by Arkie hottie that I have a job in Arkansas if I want it. Thing is, I don’t really want to move there.

Downgrade from NC.

 

[p1_]

People live in Arkansas?

You obviously haven’t seen Ozark.

 

[NoDak]

You obviously haven’t seen Ozark.

Ozark the TV show? With Jason Bateman?

 

[Genghis Khan]

I have seen neither the place nor the show, the latter of which I assumed to be about former Phillies manager from the 1970s Danny Ozark (which it would be about time they made a biop on this epic man).